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Post by donavan on Oct 19, 2019 6:58:45 GMT
Last night me and my wife watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.
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Post by donavan on Oct 26, 2019 22:41:30 GMT
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Oct 30, 2019 1:40:35 GMT
To illustrate my level of wit, I made a recommendation to a poster on another site earlier. He was asking for a last-minute Halloween costume idea, so I suggested a slaloming horse--he could tell people he was going as Trotsky.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Dec 11, 2019 9:36:15 GMT
What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
"Olive or twist?"
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Post by donavan on Dec 11, 2019 15:34:41 GMT
Which one did he opt for?
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Post by Introvertigroo on Dec 13, 2019 1:46:39 GMT
Or wick did he pick?
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Post by donavan on Dec 13, 2019 6:21:39 GMT
Boris. Oh fuck.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Dec 13, 2019 21:57:30 GMT
Edwin Drood!
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Post by Terra Incognita on Dec 18, 2019 0:58:12 GMT
A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender “what’s with the meat?”
The bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?”
The man takes another look at the meat, then says, “I think I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”
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Post by Introvertigroo on Dec 18, 2019 1:30:57 GMT
My sides hurt from laughter.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Dec 21, 2019 21:36:52 GMT
Soothe them with a slab of sirloin.
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Post by donavan on Dec 22, 2019 16:51:10 GMT
The Meating Plaice
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Post by Terra Incognita on Dec 22, 2019 18:23:57 GMT
Oooh... twofer! Well played.
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Post by donavan on Dec 23, 2019 17:49:35 GMT
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.That’s just how I roll.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Jan 12, 2020 19:43:11 GMT
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink, but the bartender yells at him to get out before he stinks up the place. The mushroom looks taken aback and says, “Why? I’m a fun guy.”
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