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Post by donavan on Feb 21, 2024 0:12:07 GMT
Diesel perk you right up... Have I been such a fuel?
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Post by donavan on Mar 1, 2024 17:01:51 GMT
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.
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Post by donavan on Mar 10, 2024 1:22:21 GMT
Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
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Post by donavan on Mar 13, 2024 6:32:36 GMT
If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 13, 2024 12:47:03 GMT
Two by two, or not two by two.
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Post by donavan on Mar 18, 2024 19:37:03 GMT
What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody nose.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 18, 2024 22:14:00 GMT
You really scent that post?
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Post by bluedemon25 on Mar 18, 2024 23:37:38 GMT
These nose jokes are coming in slowly. Almost like a post nasal drip.
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Post by donavan on Mar 19, 2024 1:48:31 GMT
They are not to be sniffed at.
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Post by donavan on Mar 21, 2024 5:43:46 GMT
Since I got into astronomy, my whole career is looking up.
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Post by donavan on Mar 23, 2024 11:48:04 GMT
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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Post by bimble on Apr 15, 2024 5:49:29 GMT
Reverse gear? That takes me back.....
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 15, 2024 17:01:44 GMT
Must be Bimble's shift on the Back Porch.
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Post by donavan on Apr 15, 2024 17:24:35 GMT
bimble just got back from a shift at Tesco. And while he was working a nice old lady came to his till. He scanned through all her items and it came to £56.83, but after counting up all her change she was £1 short.
So he offered to help her, to which she refused but he eagerly insisted. He thought this is probably someone’s Nan, and I’d like to think someone would help my Nan in the same situation.
So after no time at all, he had all her shopping back on the shelves!
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Post by donavan on Apr 17, 2024 22:45:52 GMT
I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work......... Thankfully I was at work!
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