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Post by donavan on Jan 13, 2020 2:23:04 GMT
Maybe the bar was packed and there wasn't mushroom for any more punters.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Apr 4, 2020 13:15:21 GMT
Cowboy walks into a saloon and approaches the biggest guy there.
“What’s yer name partner?” “My names Terry.” He replied. “Terry?! That’s a girls name!”
Poor Nameless Cowboy. Died from dissin’ Terry.
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Post by donavan on Apr 4, 2020 14:22:04 GMT
The other day I saw a piece of toast in a cage in the zoo... It was bread in captivity.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Apr 4, 2020 15:17:08 GMT
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Post by Nonsuch Ned on May 19, 2020 23:06:53 GMT
So, I went to this zoo this one time. They only had one animal, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Jul 19, 2020 13:58:47 GMT
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 19, 2020 19:23:43 GMT
Does anyone know the proper name for a happy ending at a rhinoplasty clinic? I mean, nose job is already taken.
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Post by donavan on Jul 19, 2020 23:07:27 GMT
Nobody nose.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 20, 2020 18:13:05 GMT
Blow your nose.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Feb 25, 2021 1:40:45 GMT
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
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Post by donavan on Mar 15, 2021 13:05:13 GMT
My wife hits me with stringed instruments. She has a history of violins.
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Post by donavan on Mar 29, 2021 8:44:57 GMT
I have Sexdaily
Oops sorry, Dyslexia
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 30, 2021 23:50:06 GMT
I have sexdaily.
I live alone.
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Post by donavan on Mar 31, 2021 5:22:34 GMT
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by Terra Incognita on Apr 2, 2021 10:47:46 GMT
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