Recently a friend of mine mentioned an attempt to bring an outlaw country festival to Greenfield, partly inspired by this being the birthplace of Johnny Paycheck (no, wait, this isn't the joke), partly by an acquaintance from high school who fancied himself an outlaw musician, writing country songs with beautiful melodies and exceptionally filthy lyrics. His songs always reminded of this classic joke.
A pianist is performing in a club, awing the audience with his intricate melodies and dexterity, but the crowd is stunned when he ends his first song and says, "Thank you. That was my song, "I farted on your entree, so eat every fucking morsel." He then begins his next tune, even lovelier than the first, and says at the conclusion of the song, "That was, of course, my hit, "I've got a boner that won't fucking quit." He then proceeds to play several more songs, each one a beautiful melody but each bearing a profane title. Eventually he says that he is going to take a five-minute break, which he uses to go to the bathroom; however, in his haste to return to the stage, he forgets to zip his zipper. Returning to the stage, he asks the nonplussed audience if anyone has a request. A little old lady sitting near the stage raises her hand and says, "Excuse me, young man, but do you know you're fly is unzipped and your penis is hanging out?" The pianist laughs and says, "Know it? Lady, I wrote it."
I am a sucker for sophisticated humor.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here--this is the war room.
Introvertigo: No, thanks, Mare--I don't smoke.
Oct 13, 2021 21:34:13 GMT
donavan: I think she meant toes. 🐫
Oct 13, 2021 23:19:12 GMT
Mare: I meant camel or dromedary.
Oct 17, 2021 0:06:43 GMT
donavan: OK, don't take the hump.
Oct 17, 2021 2:03:04 GMT
Mare: Have a Day, everyone! <3
Oct 17, 2021 15:57:09 GMT
donavan: Happy Monday ! 🙃
Oct 18, 2021 12:08:42 GMT
Mare: I have always said things other people only thought...I got laughter and me, too! as reward. Sometimes, though, I felt regret about what I had brought to the surface. Is that my lot in life-to be an instigator?
Oct 21, 2021 17:17:07 GMT