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Post by Mr Tein on Jul 25, 2016 11:06:16 GMT
I had a happy child hood. My dad would put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill. They were GOODYEARS.
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Post by peggs on Jul 26, 2016 0:49:26 GMT
I love corny jokes. I'm spreading that one around, Mr. Tein.
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Post by donavan on Jul 27, 2016 17:27:15 GMT
Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the comb I've had for nearly twenty years. I just can't part with it.
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Post by donavan on Jul 28, 2016 6:21:06 GMT
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
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Post by donavan on Jul 30, 2016 10:37:19 GMT
I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.
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Post by donavan on Jul 31, 2016 19:07:59 GMT
What do you call a man with no shins?
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Post by donavan on Jul 31, 2016 19:08:21 GMT
Tony
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Post by bimble on Aug 1, 2016 15:29:01 GMT
A Tim Vine classic:
I rang the builders and said "I wanna skip outside my house" and he said "Well I'm not stopping you"
(Sorry, dumpster doesn't work, American friends)
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Post by donavan on Aug 1, 2016 16:34:08 GMT
I took the rear view mirror out of my car, and since then.. I’ve never looked back.
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Post by donavan on Aug 2, 2016 9:29:51 GMT
Me and the Mrs bought a waterbed to spice up our love life. It didn't work though! We’ve drifted further apart.
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Post by bimble on Aug 2, 2016 15:50:44 GMT
My First Joke:
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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Post by donavan on Aug 2, 2016 16:28:14 GMT
My dog is named Minton. Today he ate a shuttlecock.. Bad Minton!
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Post by donavan on Aug 6, 2016 10:52:48 GMT
The Mrs says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong we went out for tea & biscuits. It was quite exciting as she's never given blood before.
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Post by donavan on Aug 11, 2016 7:54:30 GMT
Apparently David Hasselhoff is changing his name to David Hoff. He can't be arsed with the Hassel anymore.
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Post by donavan on Aug 12, 2016 15:30:58 GMT
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married.
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