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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 1, 2023 12:41:00 GMT
Granted, but you don't want to know about birthday number 51 (hint: rabid kangaroos).
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Post by donavan on Apr 2, 2023 2:06:32 GMT
Granted.
It's good to be good. And I wish you well.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 10, 2023 11:34:29 GMT
Granted--I just fell down a well.
I wish my clothes were dry.
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Post by donavan on May 10, 2023 22:35:54 GMT
Granted. Now go get some adult nappies.
I wish I was 67 years old.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 10, 2023 22:46:46 GMT
Granted--sadly, the retirement age has just been raised to 76.
I wish I didn't have to mow my lawn.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 31, 2023 20:38:48 GMT
Granted--the moles have destroyed the lawn, and now have their sights set upon my house.
I wish my hay fever would subside.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 23, 2023 14:46:11 GMT
Granted--too bad about the malaria...
I wish the neighborhood cats would stop using my front porch as a hangout.
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Post by miles on Jun 24, 2023 20:33:09 GMT
Granted, I've moved them to your bedroom.
I wish that it would rain.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 25, 2023 21:02:46 GMT
Granted--it's raining blood, and just when you put on your summer whites.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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Post by miles on Jul 13, 2023 1:37:14 GMT
You can stay home and experience a Trump rally next door, with special guest speaker Alex Jones. I wish the world appreciated my genius more
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 13, 2023 12:35:33 GMT
Granted--your brain is now on display in a jar at U.N. Headquarters.
I wish the mosquitoes would go bite someone else.
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Post by donavan on Jul 13, 2023 16:58:24 GMT
Granted. Terra is awash with bites.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Post by miles on Jul 13, 2023 17:54:55 GMT
Granted, you will now work 48 hour shifts at work, every other day.
I wish the planet would just chill.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 13, 2023 19:19:18 GMT
Granted--we've switched orbits with Pluto.
I wish Pluto hadn't been downgraded from planet status.
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Post by donavan on Jul 14, 2023 3:53:20 GMT
Denied. He's much happier staying home with Mickey.
I wish my neck didn't hurt so much.
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