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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 19, 2022 18:39:11 GMT
Granted--you have a sztutter.
I wish I hadn't just been called to come into work tomorrow.
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Post by donavan on Jul 20, 2022 7:37:06 GMT
Granted, you have instead been called to come into work today and every day until you are 67.
I wish I was 67.
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Post by Mare on Jul 20, 2022 19:50:35 GMT
Granted. You are 67 meters tall and all your pants are high-waters.
I wish I had enough clothes that I would only have to laundry once a month.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 21, 2022 10:37:26 GMT
Granted, nudist.
I wish my eyes weren't so irritated.
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Post by Mare on Jul 24, 2022 18:23:30 GMT
Granted...your eyes aren't irritated any longer. However, your attitude could stand improvement as your nose is running like a 13 year old who got caught making prank calls on his mom's cell phone.
I wish my body wasn't having lack of CPap replacement parts malaise. I have felt drained for over ten days, now.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Oct 15, 2022 14:51:58 GMT
Granted. Now you're stuck with constant pap test malaise.
I wish my hands and feet had six digits each.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 15, 2022 16:43:40 GMT
Granted--all pinkies.
I wish my computer chair had a more comfortable seat.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Oct 15, 2022 18:06:16 GMT
Here you go: I wish Child Number 3 hadn't broken my favourite cereal bowl, this morning.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 15, 2022 18:17:53 GMT
Granted--the kid broke your favorite six-fingered hand.
I wish I didn't have a yard full of leaves needing to be raked.
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Post by donavan on Oct 15, 2022 20:40:41 GMT
Not granted. You have no fences so they will blow away.
I wish I hadn't made that drunken text.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 15, 2022 20:59:35 GMT
Granted, although Terra will be sad not to get that message about having a great ass.
I wish I had something other than cold cuts for dinner.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Oct 15, 2022 21:18:11 GMT
Granted. You've found a 25-year-old jar of marmite in the attic. Spread some on your meat.
I wish girls would be boys, and boys would be girls.
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Post by donavan on Oct 16, 2022 0:57:07 GMT
Oh fuck off, nobody cares anymore. My kids get it and embrace it. Leave it to them. It's us talking on their behalf that makes it toxic. The kids are alright. They have got it covered. Leave them alone. Stop making it about you. So no, fail. Not granted.
I wish we would stop talking on our kids behalf because that is where all this shit is coming from. They get it. More than we do. And brilliant. If the kids are united then we'll never be divided.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Oct 16, 2022 2:13:45 GMT
Are we still talking about marmite?
Re: sexual orientation, gender fluidity, etc. both my daughters are gay. My eldest (17 yrs old) has been in a relationship for over a year. One of my best friend's teenage girls is bi; her younger sister's asexual. At my daughter's high school graduation ball, several boys wore dresses; she also has two close gay male friends. And no one makes fun of them at school or in public areas when they see these young same-sex couples holding hands or showing signs of affection. As far as Gen Z is concerned, it's a non-issue when dating or looking for a soulmate -- just another criterion to consider.
Pretty much the same attitude re: race, creed... But we live in a metropolitan area. As a visible minority, my oldest son had some problems when he attended school in a small city.
In any case, I'm happy to see them thrive in a place where they can be themselves without being judged. It took long enough for the rest of the world to catch up with me, lol!
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 16, 2022 2:25:47 GMT
Granted--we're still talking about marmite.
I wish Terra had remembered to make a wish.
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