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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 5, 2022 23:06:11 GMT
Here is everything you need, Mare. I wish my car needed washing.
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Post by Mare on May 7, 2022 17:30:32 GMT
Here is everything you need, Mare. I wish my car needed washing. Can't see it, Finntrovertigo ! RE: Your wish- Granted! Your car has just been selected as dirtiest car in the parking lot at the local AAA Baseball Stadium and YOU GET A FREE CARWASH!!! (As close as I could get to the color of baked-on bird poop on my car-I'm guessing grape seeds.) My wish: I wish I had a nice navy dress with white polka dots to wear tomorrow on Mother's Day.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 8, 2022 2:37:55 GMT
Granted--sadly, Mother's Day has been replaced with Trump Appreciation Day, because who respects women?
I wish 2017-2020 could be stricken from the record.
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Post by donavan on May 8, 2022 3:57:06 GMT
Granted. D'oh! Even worse now.
I wish there was someone worth voting for.
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Post by donavan on May 8, 2022 3:58:52 GMT
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 8, 2022 5:59:25 GMT
Granted. D'oh! Even worse now. I wish there was someone worth voting for. Granted--Mayor Introvertig2.0. I wish my nose would stop running.
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Post by donavan on May 8, 2022 7:46:26 GMT
Granted. It has stopped running but got as far as Canada. Go fetch.
I wish I could get my mojo back.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 8, 2022 16:10:28 GMT
Granted--unfortunately, your mojo robbed several banks in the interim, and the coppers would like a word with you.
I wish I had slept longer this morning.
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Post by donavan on May 9, 2022 0:07:12 GMT
Granted. You are now 12 foot, 6 inches, but still bald....
I wish my finger nails would slow down growing.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 9, 2022 2:04:03 GMT
Granted, but now your nose hair growth rate has trebled.
I wish the dog next door would quit barking.
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Post by Mare on May 10, 2022 4:00:30 GMT
Granted. Now that danged dog took up drumming in the backyard 24-7.
I wish I could stop putting things off until whenever.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 18, 2022 23:00:36 GMT
Granted. You'll never procrastinate again, but all of the activities you perform on time will end in utter disaster.
I wish the customers at my workplace would keep their brats on a leash.
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Post by Mare on Jun 6, 2022 15:58:15 GMT
Granted.
You are now constantly tripping over and becoming entangled in a massive Cat's Cradle of leashes.
I wish that the raise I asked for and received wasn't completely nullified by inflation.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 7, 2022 0:42:20 GMT
Granted--your raise has been invested in stocks of inflated value, and the market bubble just burst.
I wish my fucking allergies would cease for one Dog damned minute.
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Post by stickymoan on Jun 8, 2022 8:11:52 GMT
Granted. You are allergy free for precisely one minute.
I wish I could play the ukulele like George Formby.
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