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Post by donavan on Jun 8, 2022 9:15:50 GMT
Granted. You do know he can't play it these days?
I wish it would stop raining.
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Post by stickymoan on Jun 8, 2022 12:12:27 GMT
Granted. It has turned to sleet.
I wish I could play the ukulele like George Formby did when he was alive and well and at the peak of his career.
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Post by Mare on Jun 8, 2022 15:53:07 GMT
Granted!
Now you can play the ukulele like George Formby did when he was alive and well at the end of his career, but you no longer remember how to play any other instruments.
I wish I knew how to be a good Back Porch Mayor.
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Post by donavan on Jun 8, 2022 16:00:24 GMT
Denied. It is not necessary, ask Terra.
I wish I could play the ukulele like George Foreman.
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Post by Mare on Jun 8, 2022 20:31:22 GMT
Granted. You can now play the ukulele like George Foreman but you didn't make a bazillion dollars inventing and marketing grills.
I wish I knew the secret to making successful fish puns.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 9, 2022 8:44:44 GMT
Granted. Snapperson, plaice, or ling.
I wish I could sleep past two in the morning (Dog's sake, this is four nights in a row).
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Post by donavan on Jun 9, 2022 10:48:25 GMT
Granted. You now count fish to get to sleep. No more sleepless nights four nights in a roe.
I wish I wasn't obsessed with fish puns. I seem to be hooked on them.
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Post by Mare on Jun 9, 2022 17:08:24 GMT
Granted.
Now you are angle ling toward Geometry puns.
I wish I carried a stress reduction squishy ball that fit in my purse.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 9, 2022 23:17:51 GMT
Granted. Your purse is now the size of four-person tent.
I wish I had some potato chips.
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Post by Mare on Jun 11, 2022 18:44:17 GMT
Granted! Frito-Lay has just delivered a lifetime supply of the following flavors... I am now off potato chips and anything that you have to do not have to cook except vegetables.
I wish I could HAVE potato chips.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 12, 2022 0:24:05 GMT
Granted--all it cost you was your sense of smell.
I wish birds would quit flying into my front door.
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Post by stickymoan on Jun 17, 2022 5:11:56 GMT
Granted. They now congregate in huge numbers on your doorstep, window sills and roof.
I'm having great fun with my ukulele. Yesterday I learned to play Rip It Up by Orange Juice. But... I wish I could remember how to play other instruments.
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Post by donavan on Jun 17, 2022 6:50:50 GMT
Granted. You are a one man band. You are Leo Sayer.
I wish I was a tadpole
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 17, 2022 14:44:55 GMT
Granted. By the way, tonight's menu on the Back Porch features fried tadpoles.
I wish my smoke detector hadn't disturbed the precious little sleep I had last night.
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Post by donavan on Jun 17, 2022 15:43:09 GMT
Granted. You are now a pile of ashes.
I wish that Fresh Hope wins the 17:00 at Ascot today. 🤞
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