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Post by donavan on Apr 18, 2021 8:24:27 GMT
Granted. Your sinuses are killing us all including the lurkers.
I wish my considerable bulk was less so.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Apr 18, 2021 17:20:57 GMT
Granted--you've just been circumcised.
I wish I hadn't messed up this crossword puzzle I'm working on.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 4, 2021 3:52:09 GMT
Granted--all knowledge of words has been erased from my mind, so skhow owoei lloeeeo...
I wish I had trimmed my toenails today.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Jun 4, 2021 22:31:11 GMT
Granted. But you didn't tell the pedicurist to stop at your toes. Good news is that kids' shoes cost less.
I wish I could afford 4-day work weeks.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 5, 2021 0:22:35 GMT
Granted. You spend the other three days in a coma. Hope your kids are self-sufficient.
I wish I didn't have a sinus headache once again.
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Post by Mare on Jun 14, 2021 18:47:46 GMT
Granted. (Sorry to hear that.)
You are undergoing a sinus Root-Rootering surgery instead.
I wish that I already ate a healthy meal and my brain/body would stop craving abnormal amounts of simple carbs.
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Post by donavan on Jun 14, 2021 18:54:08 GMT
Denied, fill yer face. 😲
I wish I didn't give such bad advice.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 14, 2021 20:01:26 GMT
Granted--we've finally sewn your mouth shut.
I wish I had clipped my toenails sooner (one was grown slightly under the skin and caused my toe to bleed a bit when it was clipped).
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Post by donavan on Jun 14, 2021 22:03:53 GMT
You now clip your finger and toe nails three times a week in your garden with no fences and dog shit all over the place. Be careful what you wish for and pay for some fencing.
I wish BoJo would get his dates right. It's not hard. Said the actress to the Bishop.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 14, 2021 22:47:48 GMT
Granted--his dates are now tattooed on your body, and you have to spend all of your time with Boris as a reminder.
I wish a mosquito hadn't just bitten me.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 18, 2022 3:15:35 GMT
Granted--it flew into my eye, instead.
I wish my allergies weren't making my nose run.
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Post by Mare on Feb 18, 2022 6:19:28 GMT
Granted.
Now you have taken Super Drowsy Allergy Relief and you won't wake up until your nose is completely drained out on your pillow.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 18, 2022 14:17:12 GMT
Granted. Too bad you didn't ask for the ability to land.
I wish I hadn't accidentally turned off the heating last night.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Apr 30, 2022 2:09:52 GMT
Granted. Now if I can only remember to pay the heating bill on time this month.
I wish my sinus congestion would lessen.
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Post by Mare on May 5, 2022 0:47:35 GMT
Granted. Now you use an iron to press your sinuses flat every day and the patches of red & crusty skin barely show at all. (Shhhhh! I said not to say anything!)
I wish I had stuff to wash my car myself.
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