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Post by donavan on Feb 19, 2021 10:59:22 GMT
Granted but I've gone one step further and removed Disneyland.
I wish my bad back would ease up.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 20, 2021 2:27:39 GMT
Granted--now, about your contused scrotum...
I wish my dogdamn car would stop getting stuck in the snow.
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Post by donavan on Feb 20, 2021 9:18:02 GMT
Granted. You are now stuck underground in a hole full of water. You know I mean well.
I wish I had a butleress.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 20, 2021 16:46:25 GMT
Granted--she is currently on strike.
I wish I hadn't nicked my thumb.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Feb 20, 2021 18:23:47 GMT
Granted -- a mohel has nicked your foreskin.
I wish I could stop and smell the flowers.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 20, 2021 18:28:27 GMT
Granted--you get a vacation to the land of stinking rivers.
I wish I hadn't skipped breakfast and lunch.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Feb 20, 2021 18:44:42 GMT
Granted -- you've only skipped brunch.
I wish I may, I wish I might Have the wish I wish tonight
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 20, 2021 18:47:00 GMT
Granted--tonight you will for four more years of Trump.
I wish my living room wasn't so dusty.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Feb 25, 2021 2:04:42 GMT
Granted - you're living in Hawaii and lava is flowing through your house. Dust bunnies all gone, now.
I wish I still had a rotary phone.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 26, 2021 0:20:31 GMT
Granted--you don't have a number, however, so no one can call you.
I wish the nosepiece on my glasses fit better.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Feb 26, 2021 22:23:57 GMT
Granted -- but your ears are extremely asymmetrical, so the frame sits at a 45-degree angle.
I wish I could afford to order in dinner twice a week instead of just twice a month.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 1, 2021 1:16:13 GMT
Granted--you can no longer afford to heat your home.
I wish the warm weather hadn't immediately triggered my hay fever.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Mar 14, 2021 13:19:49 GMT
Granted -- You are now afflicted with hey fever, where you cannot keep from prefacing every utterance with the word "Hey!"
I wish I could get the images of Hank Kingsley and Fat Albert out of my head.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 15, 2021 2:42:39 GMT
Granted--this is all you will see forever. I wish I was fucking blind.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 18, 2021 1:42:50 GMT
Granted--someone stole my glasses.
I wish my sinuses would stop fucking killing me.
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