|
Post by Mare on Jan 28, 2021 0:12:48 GMT
Granted. Here is some ice cold shaving cream.
I wish my ears weren't ringing.
|
|
|
Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 28, 2021 0:27:05 GMT
Granted--you are now deaf.
I wish the covid vaccine were more readily available.
|
|
|
Post by Mare on Jan 28, 2021 0:43:36 GMT
Granted. You now have appointments everyday until the end of Eternity.
I wish I could take a road trip.
|
|
|
Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 28, 2021 0:48:50 GMT
Granted--the road will take right over the rim of the Grand Canyon.
I wish the weather forecasts were more accurate.
|
|
|
Post by Mare on Jan 28, 2021 1:03:00 GMT
Granted. Now, the National Weather Service takes three days to get back around to your own weather, its forecasts are so nit-picky accurate.
I wish I could remember to put a wish in before I HIT ENTER!
|
|
|
Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 28, 2021 1:09:14 GMT
Granted--the enter key has been removed from your keyboard.
I wish it would stop snowing as I hate shoveling the stuff.
|
|
|
Post by Mare on Jan 28, 2021 1:13:32 GMT
Granted. Icycles are now jabbing into everything and everyone in your hood.
I wish I all could be California Girls.
|
|
|
Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 28, 2021 1:17:23 GMT
Granted--you're now Pat Nixon.
I wish someone would make a meme about me.
|
|
|
Post by Mare on Jan 28, 2021 1:34:12 GMT
Granted. The Hilarious Introvertigo meme is now encrypted and can be seen below...
I wish I wasn't so old and creaky so I could play with the Baby Grands more enthusiastically.
|
|
|
Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 28, 2021 1:37:19 GMT
Granted--you are now a toddler Pat Nixon.
I wish I hadn't tracked snow into the kitchen.
|
|
|
Post by Mare on Feb 7, 2021 22:28:11 GMT
Granted.
You tracked snow into your neighbor's kitchen.
I wish I was going to a Super Bowl gathering with my family/friends.
|
|
|
Post by donavan on Feb 7, 2021 22:41:41 GMT
Granted. You got there three hours ago now you are all fighting and falling out and all hate each other.
I wish I knew what time this Superbowl baseball game kicks off UK time?
|
|
|
Post by Mare on Feb 7, 2021 22:46:52 GMT
Granted. You get to decide when because you just invented a new event-Superbowl of Baseball.
I wish I had more hands.
|
|
|
Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 8, 2021 0:41:51 GMT
Granted--you have a third hand in your bladder.
I wish my nose would stop running.
|
|
|
Post by Mare on Feb 19, 2021 2:48:46 GMT
Granted.
Now it is in the refrigerator that's running.
I wish that It's A Small World was removed from Disneyland. The music drives me nuts.
|
|