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Post by Mare on Aug 14, 2020 16:21:40 GMT
Oh, yikes!
Granted. Now, they must stay outside, pawing at the doors and windows with their grimy hands.
I wish that we could all get together for Movie Night.
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Post by donavan on Aug 14, 2020 22:54:47 GMT
Ok, sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.
I wish people got what John (Jack) Nance was about? Because l never did, but so do. And this film is special. And he is, well, an education too. That's what I go to school for.
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Post by Mare on Aug 15, 2020 0:12:51 GMT
donavan is John/Jack Nance what you want to watch at Movie Night? Or Chicken Run?
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Post by Introvertigroo on Aug 15, 2020 1:48:59 GMT
Granted--a chicken is now running around your house, getting bird shit everywhere.
I wish I hadn't given myself a nasty cut on my chin while shaving yesterday.
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Post by Mare on Aug 15, 2020 15:52:43 GMT
Granted.
Shaving is now an outre act of hygiene and you are as hairy as Sasquatch but at least you are not bleeding.
I wish people didn't lose their lives fighting fires.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Aug 30, 2020 1:50:40 GMT
Granted--they will lose their lives fighting icicles.
I wish I didn't have to pee so often when I drink.
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Post by Mare on Aug 30, 2020 19:35:25 GMT
Granted!
Your urine has been rerouted from your bladder out your tear ducts.
I wish someone hadn't put bubble solution in my Wishing Machine.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jan 18, 2021 0:59:08 GMT
Granted. They put it in your teapot, instead. (Sorry about the lateness of this reply--blame the Back Porch Postal Service.)
I wish my feet weren't cold.
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Post by Mare on Jan 18, 2021 20:18:40 GMT
Hah!
Granted! Now your feet are toasty and blackened due to your new Hot Coal Flooring and will fall right off in a few days.
I wish the food I am hungry for would appear as leftovers in my fridge.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jan 23, 2021 1:13:33 GMT
Granted. Sadly, your refrigerator is running, so you had better run and catch it.
I wish my house wasn't so dusty.
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Post by Mare on Jan 23, 2021 23:31:57 GMT
Granted. Now you live in a swimming pool.
I wish I didn't watch marathons of Showtime/HBO shows and then miss the new season immediately afterward.
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Post by donavan on Jan 24, 2021 21:27:58 GMT
Granted. You now live inside your television amongst all the shows and you are now a TV star yourself within your own flat-screen. Enjoy! Sounds like a nightmare.
I wish you wasn't twisting my melon, man!
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jan 25, 2021 2:26:53 GMT
Granted--not for your sake, but for mine. Dear Dog.
I wish my skin wasn't so dry.
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Post by donavan on Jan 25, 2021 12:07:54 GMT
Granted. You are now a long drink of water.
I wish I could have a good cry to reset things.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jan 27, 2021 6:48:50 GMT
Granted--you are now a newborn again, goo goo.
I wish I had some ice cream.
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