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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 17, 2020 1:54:06 GMT
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 17, 2020 1:56:01 GMT
This is a thread to provide words of wisdom to your fellow Back Porchfolk. Don't eat yellow snow. Electrical sockets and genitals don't mix. Never vote Republican. Give your own good advices.
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Post by donavan on Jul 17, 2020 8:51:58 GMT
Anger is an energy.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 17, 2020 15:47:37 GMT
Please wear a mask when around other people. And if those folks aren't wearing masks, feel free to kick them in the genitals.
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Post by miles on Jul 17, 2020 21:04:59 GMT
Remember to return your rental car.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 17, 2020 21:59:22 GMT
After all, car theft is an illegal enterprise.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Jul 19, 2020 15:54:22 GMT
Fear is a super-power. -- 12th Doctor
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Post by Mare on Jul 19, 2020 16:24:29 GMT
Don't forget the shopping list at home. If you must, try to remember it right after you lock the front door. Otherwise, you will forget something really important and you will buy stuff you don't need trying to guess what that list says. You will also waste a whole lot of time.
If you buy all your merchandise and remember something that didn't make the list as you are putting your goods in the car, go the hell back in and get the thing. You are sure to regret not doing that later. (Exception list: If it is really hot and there are perishables involved, If it is pouring down rain and you are relatively dry, If it is snowing because I have no idea WTF you do then.)
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Post by Terra Incognita on Jul 19, 2020 16:54:49 GMT
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 19, 2020 19:21:39 GMT
If it is snowing because I have no idea WTF you do then.) You panic and loot the store, just like all the idiots around here who freak out at the first sign of snow.
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Post by Mare on Jul 19, 2020 19:29:41 GMT
Thank you, Intro...now, I am ready for any weather but tornados. That's what we put a bunch of canned goods in the basement for, isn't it? Where do I get a basement?
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 19, 2020 19:37:19 GMT
No, you hide in the basement--canned goods would just be one more hard, heavy object to fly around and concuss you.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Jul 19, 2020 19:40:37 GMT
You forgot swarms of locusts. Instead of canned goods, make sure you stock up on Raid.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 19, 2020 19:47:46 GMT
Around here we get cicadas and wasps. One is loud and annoying; the other is stingy and annoying.
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Post by Mare on Jul 20, 2020 2:50:55 GMT
Should I get a bunch of disinfectants to drink, like that guy in the tupee suggested? I know just a couple drops of chlorine bleach will disinfect a gallon of water, but you don't know where those stinging wasps, swarms of locust and cicadas-I have heard those insects in documentaries-they would drive me nuts! I need lots of bug spray for them!
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