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Post by donavan on Feb 5, 2016 23:45:02 GMT
Methane Man - Farting in the lift is wrong on so many levels.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 30, 2016 1:34:11 GMT
I thought Fallout Boy got his name from being the sidekick of Radioactive Man. It turns out he got the name because he keeps forgetting to zip his fly.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 13, 2016 3:12:01 GMT
Superman died again. I guess we will have to wait for a foil-embossed cover special edition limited to one million copies before we bring him back.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 26, 2016 1:13:25 GMT
I'm sitting in my cubicle, reading the new issue of "The Adventures of Office Woman," and find out that she is marrying the dreaded Junior Executive. What an injustice! I mean, now I don't have a chance?
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 25, 2016 0:26:07 GMT
Wonder Woman used her golden lasso to force me to tell the truth--I'm the one who left the toilet seat up.
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Post by donavan on Jun 25, 2016 7:13:30 GMT
Goalkeeper Man saves the day.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 27, 2016 1:21:57 GMT
Goalkeeper Man saves the day. Sadly, he was put down by his nemeses, the League of Relegation.
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Post by donavan on Jun 27, 2016 9:17:51 GMT
Donald the Promotion Man comes up trumps.
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Post by anothersatellite on Jul 18, 2016 16:14:23 GMT
Unfortunately, his new sidekick, Pence, seems spent so quickly.
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Post by donavan on Jul 18, 2016 16:22:02 GMT
Viagra Man has no problem keeping sheets off sunburnt legs whilst sleeping.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 9, 2016 1:52:58 GMT
God damn X-Men--the files they send are always too redacted to read.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 2, 2016 5:30:20 GMT
Some guy named Matt Smith just stopped by to say that he will be late for his two o'clock appointment--no idea who he is. Oh, well, I'll just get ready for my two o'clock with this David Tennant fellow.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Dec 29, 2016 4:04:41 GMT
Princess Diana swears she didn't take my hole punch--I wonder.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 8, 2018 3:32:36 GMT
My bleeding abdomen--I shouldn't have asked Wolverine for a three-hole punch.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 11, 2020 1:17:15 GMT
We've all been quarantined--we thought Superman was talking about harnessing the power of the sun when he mentioned exposure to that corona thingy.
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