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Post by Mr Tein on Jun 12, 2015 13:57:47 GMT
Bugger - just wiped out a bus load of kids when I sneezed and acidently activated by laser beam eye powers. I knew I should have borrowed scotts visor
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Post by anothersatellite on Jun 12, 2015 15:04:36 GMT
*sigh* farted away another Miller chair. This is getting costly.
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Post by donavan on Jun 15, 2015 9:39:09 GMT
Just helped to pull my old gran out of her chair, threw her clean over my shoulder, through the window and under a bus. She was 89 you know.
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Post by Mr Tein on Jun 15, 2015 10:19:16 GMT
5 years in jail for misuse of XRAY vison powers seems harsh
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Post by Mr Tein on Jun 22, 2015 10:12:21 GMT
With my superflu sneezing powers I have just been asked to star in a remake of the Blob
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 23, 2015 23:10:30 GMT
Just found out that my insurance policy with Progressive doesn't cover a totaled Batmobile--now that's bullshit.
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Post by Mr Tein on Jun 24, 2015 10:24:35 GMT
Got arrested by an invisible policeman for drinking in a public area. Didnt see that coming
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Post by anothersatellite on Jun 24, 2015 23:49:20 GMT
My superfast speediness just made me superobsolete.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 25, 2015 2:52:51 GMT
I used my super speed to zip to the bathroom and then back to my desk before the boss was any the wiser. In my haste, I forgot to wipe.
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Post by donavan on Jun 25, 2015 14:59:49 GMT
I used my super speed to zip to the bathroom and then back to my desk before the boss was any the wiser. In my haste, I forgot to wipe. That will be the Klingons.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 30, 2015 1:51:49 GMT
Found out via my X-ray vision that Wonder Woman has a tramp stamp. Never meet your heroes.
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Post by anothersatellite on Jul 9, 2015 13:26:42 GMT
Dammit. Cape caught in the shredder again.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 14, 2015 3:38:43 GMT
Good--I can breath ice. Bad--offers of cunnilingus get a frosty reception.
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Post by anothersatellite on Jul 14, 2015 16:42:20 GMT
Lousy Wi-Fi @ fortress of solitu
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 18, 2015 4:28:36 GMT
I can grow to twenty times my normal size and swat evildoers aside like pesky flies. The superhero in my pants, however, remains as miniscule as ever.
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