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Post by peggs on Jul 18, 2015 13:54:04 GMT
Even superheroes have phobias: More great scenes here.
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Post by donavan on Jul 22, 2015 8:26:33 GMT
Plastic Man in office meltdown.
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Post by anothersatellite on Jul 22, 2015 17:23:03 GMT
My magneto-sphear really plays hell with my laptop. I have to sit at least 25 yards away from it, at the other end of the hallway. Luckily, thanks to the Americans with Disabilities Act, IT had to come up with a manual keyboard and mouse that translated to an input rig outside the range of my magneto-sphear, and my binocul-eyes allow me to use the laptop at any line-of-sight distance. The problem is that everyone using that hallway has to go through the associated X-O-beams, and there's a pending lawsuit about the "sexual harassment" and the "cancer."
Good thing I'm only part-time.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 23, 2015 5:00:44 GMT
Hulk get fired when he think "Break Room" was suggestion.
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Post by Mr Tein on Jul 24, 2015 11:43:12 GMT
my superhero group is one member down. Rubber man split.
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Post by anothersatellite on Jul 24, 2015 17:17:14 GMT
Swamp Thing has swamp gas. Pass it on.
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Post by donavan on Jul 26, 2015 10:23:39 GMT
Zip Man has had a nasty accident.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 30, 2015 2:10:42 GMT
Mandatory office fist bump each morning to raise morale--what a time for my adamantium claws to act of their own accord.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Aug 13, 2015 3:23:48 GMT
Being bitten by a radioactive spider wasn't so bad. Being bitten by a radioactive dung beetle was total shit.
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Post by anothersatellite on Aug 13, 2015 14:08:24 GMT
The FedEx man dropped his load when he saw my transform-0-ray in action. I get that a lot.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Aug 22, 2015 1:06:31 GMT
Ant Man never showed up for work, leaving us to pick up the slack. The one day he actually showed up, however, coincided with a visit from the exterminators. Now that is what I call justice.
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Post by anothersatellite on Aug 28, 2015 19:42:12 GMT
I hate it when Invisible Girl decides to sit in on meetings unannounced. Made me spit out coffee last time when she finally spoke up. Unnerving, it is.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Sept 12, 2015 1:06:33 GMT
I really wish the boss would quit saying, "Hammer out those reports." Thor has destroyed half the office.
(By the way, should this post be moved to the "Be Careful What You Wish For" Thread?)
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Post by Introvertigroo on Oct 3, 2015 0:49:53 GMT
We thought we had hired The Flash as our new IT guy. Turns out it was just some pervert in a trench coat.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jan 9, 2016 2:34:11 GMT
RE: Superman's allergies.
Sorry, S, the restaurant assured me that your take-out pesto had been made without pine nuts. Oh, and kryptonite.
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