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Post by miles on Jul 14, 2020 20:38:29 GMT
Above the fireplace on the mantle rested an urn, which originally contained her first husband's ashes, until her second husband unceremoniously dumped them in the hearth and replaced them with marbles.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 14, 2020 21:16:08 GMT
Marbles will be thrown at posters who submit simultaneously, in an effort to curb this problem--see Miles and Don.
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Post by miles on Jul 14, 2020 21:33:09 GMT
Don showed off his extensive collection of marble scars, every one a testament of his prolific posting.
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Post by donavan on Jul 14, 2020 21:48:18 GMT
Posting about jugs can be a confusing and dangerous business.
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Post by miles on Jul 14, 2020 23:44:54 GMT
Business in search of customers, please send cash.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 14, 2020 23:56:11 GMT
Cash back bonus for the Back Porch credit card is payable in Nedcoin upon request in writing.
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Post by miles on Jul 15, 2020 3:30:47 GMT
Writing became a way to escape his routine troubles, to vent, to wish out loud, to seek in an imaginary world what always eluded him in the material one.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 15, 2020 3:33:51 GMT
One day we shall all join hands and celebrate Don Day as a single humanity.
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Post by miles on Jul 15, 2020 3:38:07 GMT
Humanity, oh the.
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Post by donavan on Jul 15, 2020 5:56:05 GMT
The end is a long time coming.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 15, 2020 15:13:00 GMT
Coming soon to the Back Porch--all of the XTC fans fleeing Facebook's inevitable death.
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Post by miles on Jul 15, 2020 18:09:33 GMT
Death be not proud, you don't get points for being inevitable.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 15, 2020 18:13:22 GMT
Inevitable consequences of the mayoral election include my reign of terror ending in impeachment, or possibly assassination.
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Post by miles on Jul 15, 2020 18:20:55 GMT
Assassination is the new name for America, because we have twice as many asses, and secondly rump is trying to kill everyone.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 15, 2020 18:27:40 GMT
Everyone, please rise for the singing of the Back Porch anthem, sung to the tune of Life Begins at the Hop.
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