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Post by miles on Jul 15, 2020 21:03:21 GMT
"Hop on the crazy train," the conductor said in his snide, slightly sinister voice.
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Post by donavan on Jul 15, 2020 21:19:33 GMT
Voice of reason belongs to the father of the house.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 15, 2020 22:12:23 GMT
House rules dictate that the Outhouse be cleaned by whomever the mayor is irritated with that week.
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Post by miles on Jul 15, 2020 22:38:24 GMT
Week tallies are below expectations, sales staff must report for their flogging.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 16, 2020 10:07:51 GMT
Flogging goods door to door sounds like a terrible way to make a living.
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Post by donavan on Jul 16, 2020 15:12:06 GMT
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
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Post by miles on Jul 16, 2020 20:06:00 GMT
See the starry skies, the diamond sea all around us, the aquatic softness of moon light cancelling the tron and rust, reminding us to take joy in our insignificance.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 16, 2020 21:03:26 GMT
Insignificance is what I imagine the electorate feels when they stare at me on my jewel-encrusted, golden throne in the mayor's office.
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Post by miles on Jul 16, 2020 21:49:44 GMT
Office of the mayor was unknowingly built over an ancient Indian burial ground, watch out for flying objects.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 16, 2020 21:56:57 GMT
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear--if you are reading this, you probably aren't paying attention to the road.
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Post by donavan on Jul 17, 2020 9:22:57 GMT
Roadrunner, roadrunner, going faster miles an hour.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 17, 2020 16:07:29 GMT
Hour after hour, I lie in bed hoping I will fall asleep at some point.
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Post by miles on Jul 17, 2020 19:23:39 GMT
Point number 1, live until Nov, point 2, VOTE.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 17, 2020 19:29:10 GMT
Vote for Introvertigo has a nice ring to it; first stop--mayor, next stop--Dog catcher (He sneaked out the Doggy door again).
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Post by miles on Jul 17, 2020 20:49:02 GMT
Again because it bears repeating, do not take the brown acid.
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