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Post by miles on Jul 11, 2020 1:29:54 GMT
Table the motion, the mayor can use an executive order and bypass this untidy democratic ploy.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 11, 2020 1:41:41 GMT
Ploy C in the Back Porch Mayor's Handbook--smear your opponent as a Todd Rundgren fan.
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Post by miles on Jul 11, 2020 18:37:22 GMT
Fan the flames of Todd hatred on an Andy friendly board, no doubt the mayor can read the room.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 11, 2020 19:16:23 GMT
Room for rent at the Back Porch in the otherwise empty Basement--see Ned for details.
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Post by miles on Jul 11, 2020 22:05:19 GMT
Details make the man, or is that where the devil resides?
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 12, 2020 19:04:13 GMT
The devil resides in the Back Porch Basement, where the most space is available.
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Post by miles on Jul 12, 2020 21:21:58 GMT
Available for rent or purchase, one slightly used toothbrush.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 12, 2020 22:10:54 GMT
Toothbrush sales in the gift shop have been booming--we're really cleaning up.
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Post by miles on Jul 13, 2020 1:48:19 GMT
Up, up and away, in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 13, 2020 20:07:19 GMT
Balloon sales have really being sagging lately.
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Post by miles on Jul 14, 2020 1:51:45 GMT
Lately, the celebration of large scale events, being ill-advised at best, have reduced the demand for party favors, so repurposing is under consideration.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 14, 2020 18:35:58 GMT
Consideration for the position of vice-mayor shall be given starting with the applicant with the nicest pair of jugs.
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Post by donavan on Jul 14, 2020 18:59:02 GMT
Jugs, Toby is all over it.
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Post by miles on Jul 14, 2020 18:59:40 GMT
Jugs, rack, stacked and other sexist anatomical remarks are strongly discouraged, like other inappropriate commentary, such as Kill The Mayor.
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Post by donavan on Jul 14, 2020 19:05:44 GMT
Mayor to make a statement on untimely posts later this evening, see above.
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