Well, Intro… you’ve just won a post hole digger, a heavy duty wire cutter, 1000 ft. of chain link fencing and camouflage netting to build your dream enclosure! Plus, all of the materials needed to build this stylish club house* for your next Magic: The Gathering marathon.
*WWI French soldiers not included.
But wait! There’s more! Also included in this fantastic prize package is your very own SmarTank™ for tooling around the grounds of your compound and casing away those pesky squirrels and uninvited gamers.
Congratulations! Your prize package is worth an estimated 23, 571 Dutch guilders.
It looks like Pupu could use a treatment program for that elixir habit. Cute little bugger though.
In regard to the SmarTank™, there was a recall due to a malfunctioning seatbelt adjustment clip on the optional third row seat. Your particular vehicle wasn't equipped with that option, however the manufacturer isn't taking any chances; safety first, don't you know. The ETA on replacement clips is unknown at this time due to a global shortage of curing solution, or Elixir™, used for lubricating the hinges of the said clips.
Now don't go thinking that just because you got fabulous prizes at 600 and 700 posts, 800 posts would be the same. The next post milestone may prove to be a bit more illusive. You'll just have to post and see.