Congratulations, Introvertigo, for being the first forummer to reach the milestone post of
In honor of this most auspicious number, a royal prize package is yours for the taking!
First up, this little fixer upper fits the bill for all your domestic hopes and dreams. Yes, it needs a little TLC but it shouldn’t run you more than a few bob if you use stock rather than custom made fittings. You know what they say, Location! Location! Location!
Once the games room is finished and furnished to your liking you’ll be ready to invite your friends over to indulge your inner Commander of the Joint Chiefs with this deluxe package of authentic soldiers in which to re-enact the Battle of Hastings.
As an added bonus, you can feel like you’re really there with this amazing outfit (one size fits most).
Of course you and your friends will need some refreshments during your campaign for England’s Glory. Not to worry, you’ll have access to a not quite unlimited supply of this fine English Ale.
Once the grand campaign is over and England is yours, you can sleep like a benevolent dictator in your royal bed keeping comfy and warm under this handstiched and personalized comforter.
And finally, to help you keep up the appearance of the Gentleman Farmer that you aspire to be, an appropriate mode of transportation for upkeep of the castle grounds and trips to the local pub*
Cheerio , Huzzah and Hip, Hip. Hoorah!
*sorry you weren’t able to enjoy motoring around your previous property in the SmarTank™ (the rare curing Exilir seems to have vanished from the face of the earth)
Oh, ya, I forgot to mention that there is some assembly required with the period costume. The chain mail will indeed be sent via mail, but you'll need to make the links and assemble the garment. Not to worry; this site will help you every step of the way.
Keep us updated on the refurbishing of the castle and the construction of the chain mail. And good luck with the re-animator fluid.