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Post by anothersatellite on Feb 25, 2015 17:29:34 GMT
Granted. Barbie and her plastic aquamarine racer are now yours.
I wish I could turn back time, like Cher.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 26, 2015 0:06:09 GMT
Granted. You are now married to Sonny Bono.
I wish my favorite pair of shoes hadn't fallen apart.
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 26, 2015 9:32:40 GMT
Granted but, like Moira Shearer, you're now unable to remove said shoes and that Kate Bush song will be stuck in your head forever...wha ha!!
I wish Manchester United had a better manager
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Post by Dr Hugbine on Feb 26, 2015 17:18:12 GMT
They do have a better one than that gum-chewing grumpy Scottish one that refused to leave. I mean: yes, granted, but they still have lousy players so it doesn't make any difference.
I wish I could be a it's buzzcity talking rather than a New Town Animal
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 26, 2015 23:58:20 GMT
Granted. Sadly, an alien race has just landed, offering passage to their home, a veritable Eden, where no one lacks for the necessities. Plenty of sunshine, fresh fruit, fresh air, high quality Scotch, and a reunited XTC. There is no war, no fighting, no pollution, no global warming, no Justin Bieber, no traffic, just a good time had by all. But the offer is only available to New Town Animals.
On the bright side, you do get a different colored star above your avatar, so enjoy.
I wish I could type faster.
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 27, 2015 14:00:54 GMT
You can and heres your first message
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accuracy is another wish
I wish I had a pizza
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 27, 2015 14:31:37 GMT
Granted, but the chef didn't wash his hands before making your pizza, and right before making your pizza he...um, just enjoy your pizza.
I wish it were not so cold this morning.
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Post by anothersatellite on Feb 27, 2015 17:13:15 GMT
Oh, great. So now off we go, hurtling toward the sun.
Wish my boss liked me.
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 27, 2015 17:43:27 GMT
Your boss does Like you. Well actually he loves you and will now pester you, grope you and try to tonsil/tongue wrestle you...
I wish I had a step ladder
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 27, 2015 20:10:18 GMT
Here is your ladder but it's not your real ladder only your stepladder.
I wish I was a racing driver.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 27, 2015 20:18:11 GMT
Granted. Too bad your pit crew forgot to fix your brakes.
I wish the fuel line on my car hadn't frozen over.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 2, 2015 11:12:43 GMT
Granted, but you never had a fire estinguisher to to stop your car becoming a blazing inferno. ( Burn baby burn )
I wish southampton would score a goal tommorrow night.
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Post by lostjockey on Mar 2, 2015 14:25:16 GMT
Yeah of course but it's a Clyne own goal and he is murdered by angry Saints fans just afterwards.
I wish I was more practical.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 2, 2015 18:27:48 GMT
Granted. Oh, wait, you didn't mean "practical joke"? Sorry about the pie in the face.
I wish I had a pumpkin pie for dessert.
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Post by anothersatellite on Mar 3, 2015 17:35:11 GMT
Ummm... damn. So do I. I find myself unable to subvert that wish.
I wish someone else would step up and subvert that wish.
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