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Post by peggs on Feb 15, 2015 18:39:59 GMT
How about a new game? Post a wish. The next person grants it, but with a consequence. Keep it fun and lively full disclosure; this game is borrowed from another forumExample: I wish Old Yeller hadn’t died at the end. Granted. Old Yeller is spared, attacks and bites you as a sign of friendship and you end up in the ICU with rabies. Here we go: I wish I liked the taste of wine.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 15, 2015 22:20:25 GMT
Granted, but you lose your sense of taste for everything else (I guess that would be okay for a souse).
I wish the hair on my head would grow back.
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 16, 2015 9:53:08 GMT
Granted But you now also grow hair over every inch of your body. So it goes...
I wish I was attractive to all women
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 17, 2015 0:15:10 GMT
Granted But you now also grow hair over every inch of your body. So it goes... I wish I was attractive to all women Unfortunately, I already have hair all over my body. Not a pretty sight. Also, your wish is granted, but now every woman you meet will adhere to you. I wish my headache would go away.
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 17, 2015 14:11:38 GMT
Granted just put your neck on this block.
I wish In didn't drink so much alcohol
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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 17, 2015 15:11:36 GMT
Granted - just for In and his keeper, but you are destined for osteoporosis, bought on by the excessive consumption of Diet Coke (and the phosphorus therein).
I wish I could get shot of this chest cold
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 17, 2015 15:45:55 GMT
Granted, but the cure has the unfortunate side effect of herpes.
I wish all the snow around my house would melt so that I don't have to clear the sidewalk.
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Post by Suzi on Feb 17, 2015 16:05:39 GMT
Granted ..... but a freak extended flurry just snowed on top of your house and no where else causing you to now have to shovel off your roof.
I wish I had a million dollars at my personal disposal.
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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 17, 2015 16:16:29 GMT
Granted - but the only currency I could get was the Vietnamese Dollar - also known as the Dong, and you are still poor! I wish I could get rid of this damned herpes (thanks IV )
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 17, 2015 23:54:31 GMT
Granted, but it will cost you all your dong.
I wish Andy Partridge would release a solo album.
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 18, 2015 10:31:38 GMT
granted - but its a solo album of monolgues by Donovon.
I wish I had a million dollars
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 18, 2015 12:02:55 GMT
Granted but for every dollar a small tattoo of Chris De Burgh is etched into your skin
I wish I could fly
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 18, 2015 15:05:15 GMT
and you can but like a 1950's B horror movie you have the head of a fly and the wings of an albatross
I wish i could dance like Fred Astaire
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 18, 2015 16:16:01 GMT
Granted but you'll have to act in Towering Inferno.
I wish I could be a member of XTC
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Post by peggs on Feb 18, 2015 22:42:28 GMT
Granted, but you end up broke and embittered and not on speaking terms with Andy Partridge.
I wish I could paint like Picasso.
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