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Post by Mare on Jun 13, 2020 20:34:44 GMT
Granted. Now, your neck is relaxed but the rest of you is spasming out.
I wish people would wear their danged masks!
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 13, 2020 20:39:44 GMT
Granted--they are wearing them as loincloths.
I wish my fingernails would not grow so quickly.
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Post by Mare on Jun 13, 2020 20:46:33 GMT
Granted. You have smashed them all nailing up the paper windows and they will fall out.
I wish I could remember more songs for Song Association.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 13, 2020 20:49:50 GMT
Granted--you remember the name of every song ever recorded; at the same time, you have forgotten your name and where you live.
I wish I weren't so bald.
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Post by Mare on Jun 13, 2020 21:09:18 GMT
Granted. Now a counterfeit degreed doctor has plugged your leg hair all over your forehead and the permanent marker will take some time to exfoliate.
I wish I people would just be nice to each other. Did I already wish that?
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 13, 2020 21:14:13 GMT
Granted--sadly, now everybody hates themselves, so they are all lining up at the suicide booth. I wish the new Looney Tunes cartoons weren't available only on HBO Max.
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Post by Mare on Jun 13, 2020 23:20:39 GMT
Granted. New Looney Tunes have disappeared from the face of the Earth. Now you have to go to Mars to watch them.
I wish I had a gigantic home that I could have my daughter, son and daughter-in-law and the grandkids move into-space enough for everyone and then some.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 13, 2020 23:41:40 GMT
Granted--welcome to your new home in Siberia.
I wish I hadn't been bitten repeatedly by horse flies while out on my walk.
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Post by Mare on Jun 13, 2020 23:59:17 GMT
Granted. Swarms of Africanized Honey Bees have been sighted in your neighborhood.
I wish I was industrious.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 14, 2020 0:03:47 GMT
Granted--you've been outsourced to China.
I wish I had a cold beer.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Jun 14, 2020 1:08:56 GMT
Granted -- It's so cold, it's frozen into a popsicle. (Hold on, there's an idea for a patent!)
I wish I hadn't brought in that stray cat. It looks like she's preggers and the kids are in tears.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 14, 2020 1:14:57 GMT
Granted--you have instead taken in the Stray Cats, and your kids are now in duck's ass hairstyles. Also somehow, Brian Setzer is preggers.
I wish I could get a good night's sleep.
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Post by Mare on Jun 14, 2020 1:23:23 GMT
Granted. You sleep through breakfast and lunch and only wake up because you are starving.
I wish I could wish like Prickle.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 14, 2020 1:31:46 GMT
Granted--however, you have already forgotten what you wished for, so not granted.
I wish I had some whipped cream to go with my strawberries.
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Post by Mare on Jun 15, 2020 16:52:54 GMT
Granted, it's Cool Whip, though.
I wish for Quarrentine to protect us.*
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