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Post by Introvertigroo on May 9, 2020 22:34:26 GMT
Granted--you now have Hitler's genitals, so you are one ball short.
I wish I hadn't spilled grease on my favorite sweatshirt.
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Post by Terra Incognita on May 10, 2020 0:42:47 GMT
Granted -- However, the smell and sweat stains remain, ad eternam.
I wish I had a nice bottle of Chardonnay for tonight and some fine cheese.
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Post by Introvertigroo on May 10, 2020 1:04:22 GMT
Granted--the wine was easy, but the Larry Fine smegma took some work.
I wish I had made more chicken wings earlier.
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Post by Introvertigroo on May 24, 2020 1:44:35 GMT
Granted--sadly, every one was a vector for food poisoning, so I feel even worse than I usually do after eating greasy food.
I wish the other people in the park where I go for walks would make even a small effort to distance socially.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 13, 2020 19:30:42 GMT
Granted--they socially distance from each other by running towards me.
I wish I didn't have to grant my own futile wishes.
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Post by Mare on Jun 13, 2020 19:40:40 GMT
Granted. Now you are stuck with me granting them.
I wish our Guests would sign in and participate.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 13, 2020 19:42:57 GMT
Granted--unfortunately, a lot of lurkers have inexplicably wandered over from a far-right political site, so get ready for lots of Confederate flag avatars.
I wish that my hay fever would stop bothering me.
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Post by Mare on Jun 13, 2020 19:51:40 GMT
Granted. Now you have Hay Pox.
I wish I could forget certain terrible things.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 13, 2020 19:54:44 GMT
Granted--you no longer remember Terra. I wish I hadn't dropped a full bottle of vodka a couple of days ago.
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Post by Mare on Jun 13, 2020 20:00:04 GMT
(Oh, you nasty Pirate!)
Granted. Now you will drop every bottle of vodka you pick up, even before the seals are broken.
I wish I could win the lottery.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 13, 2020 20:02:36 GMT
Granted--you will now be stoned to death.
I wish the price of ground beef wasn't skyrocketing.
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Post by Mare on Jun 13, 2020 20:07:52 GMT
Granted. Now you don't care-you are Vegan!
I wish my neighbors would pipe down.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 13, 2020 20:14:12 GMT
Granted--they are quiet as church mice. Speaking of which, your house has been confused for a church and has been overrun with rodents, very loud ones.
I wish I hadn't stepped on a sliver of glass.
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Post by Mare on Jun 13, 2020 20:24:17 GMT
Granted. Now your windows are all paper. It's going to be a cold winter.
I wish I could get a new iPhone 11 Pro +.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 13, 2020 20:28:54 GMT
Granted--it only cost you your immortal soul, payable to Steve Jobs and his new company Hell, Inc.
I wish my neck wasn't so stiff.
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