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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 25, 2022 1:37:51 GMT
Republicans are doing everything they can to stop people from voting, so as a big "fuck you" to conservatives, I am opening up voting for this year's mayor a week early. Just try to do something about it, Mitch McConnell, you soulless, hypocritical, repulsive, pandering, spineless, gutless, brainless, sack of fucking Dogdamned asshole piece of shit. Did I mention there is an election?
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 25, 2022 1:40:58 GMT
As I have done the past two years, I have set the poll to close at the end of May, so you have plenty of time to ask the candidates what they will or won't do once in office. Mail-in ballots can be sent to Mare, as she is in charge of the Back Porch Postal Service (I assume--I mean, I don't recall Merra appointing someone else to the position).
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 25, 2022 1:43:04 GMT
And speaking of Merra, in the event of a tie, I will find some way of choosing a winner. Last time, I chose the name from slips of paper I put into my XTC Uffington horse hat; sadly, Merra was the result. Never trust people in Iceland, I guess.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Apr 25, 2022 3:49:33 GMT
Republicans are doing everything they can to stop people from voting, so as a big "fuck you" to conservatives, I am opening up voting for this year's mayor a week early. Just try to do something about it, Mitch McConnell, you soulless, hypocritical, repulsive, pandering, spineless, gutless, brainless, sack of fucking Dogdamned asshole piece of shit. Did I mention there is an election? How formal of you to use his full proper name. Usually too long for most to bother.
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Post by donavan on Apr 25, 2022 8:04:29 GMT
Why isn't Merra on the list? He may be missing but so is AP and he made the shortlist. I think omitting Merra calls into question the validity of this election.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 25, 2022 15:50:22 GMT
I am going by precedent, Don. I made myself ineligible last year, wanting someone else to get the chance for a year. I figure now I can run again, perhaps serving two non-consecutive terms like Grover Cleveland. I also don't plan to vote for myself, so I likely won't win. And are we really sure that Andy isn't a lurker?
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Post by donavan on Apr 25, 2022 17:34:31 GMT
Fair enough. Looks like I'm out the gates early 🏇
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 26, 2022 3:01:06 GMT
I assume Don has at least one sock puppet account.
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Post by donavan on Apr 26, 2022 14:57:14 GMT
How very dare you 🥸
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Post by Mare on Apr 26, 2022 22:11:35 GMT
My favorite saying as of late. (But my Boss looks at me blankly when I say it. )
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Post by Mare on Apr 26, 2022 22:29:25 GMT
Okay...what good would I be as Mayor? I have spoken my piece on many occasions about "agree to disagree" in situations that are not prejudicial and said "Knock it the f*ck off" in others only to find that everyone has gone Mare Unaware/Don't Care. Besides, I am a Tea-totaling Vegetarian and will doubtless cast a pall on festivities. (My cabinet would be a complement of Suzi , Terra Incognita (because-you know) and peggs if she would be interested in the mopping up the criminal activities and having Tea Parties around the Back Porch.) You know what? I would way rather have a Multi-integrated Organized Situation whereby we Work Things Out With Consideration For All. I mean, shit-there are only a handful of us and we should be able to figure this out without having to resort to Dictatorship, Right Wing Militant or Extreme Leftist policies and make sure we play the music we love without wanting to strangle or silence each other. That is my platform. G. D. It. (That and hiding.) Let's get the vote out and also let's have some cake.
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Post by Mare on Apr 26, 2022 22:31:56 GMT
Nonsuch Ned...how do I post a GIF so it keeps GIFFING, again?
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Post by Mare on Apr 26, 2022 22:36:23 GMT
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Post by bluedemon25 on Apr 26, 2022 23:15:40 GMT
Let them eat cake?
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Post by bluedemon25 on Apr 26, 2022 23:16:59 GMT
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