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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 30, 2016 1:07:06 GMT
Look, I'm not saying that all Republicans are racist, sexist homophobes, just that the people they elect to represent them are.
David Cross
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Post by donavan on Apr 30, 2016 10:27:13 GMT
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.
David Brent
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Post by miles on May 3, 2016 22:45:17 GMT
Why is a drum solo like a premature orgasm?
I don't know, why?
You know it's coming, but there's nothing you can do to stop it.
-Walter Becker
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Post by donavan on May 5, 2016 20:46:45 GMT
What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of an investment opportunity. What kind of creature wants to live in an investment opportunity? Only man.
Stewart Lee
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Post by donavan on May 15, 2016 13:13:39 GMT
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
- Brian Clough
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Post by peggs on May 30, 2016 22:26:50 GMT
I'm going to hang a Batman costume in my closet just to mess with my head when I get Alzheimer's. -unknown
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Post by donavan on Jun 1, 2016 5:02:25 GMT
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
Jasper Carrott
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 3, 2016 1:11:16 GMT
The Monkees recording my song, and releasing it as a single no less, will make some weird time/space continuum rupture thing happen, and I'll probably disappear up my own guitar sound hole. Zaaap!
Andy Partridge
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Post by donavan on Jun 5, 2016 4:40:20 GMT
The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4am knows all my secrets.
Poppy Z. Brite
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Post by donavan on Jun 5, 2016 17:14:08 GMT
Everyone thinks they look daft but you can have your dream.
- The Wedding Present
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Post by miles on Jun 7, 2016 16:36:34 GMT
“If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of ‘The Elements of Style.’ The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.” -Dorothy Parker
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Post by miles on Jun 9, 2016 19:48:03 GMT
"The modern Conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
-John Kenneth Galbraith
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Post by miles on Jun 16, 2016 22:10:00 GMT
“I like to pay taxes. In exchange I get civilization.”
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Post by miles on Jun 20, 2016 22:11:14 GMT
“History does not repeat itself, but it rhymes."
-Mark Twain
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Post by donavan on Jun 26, 2016 14:08:32 GMT
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Mahatma Gandhi
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