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Post by Jeff Truzzi on Feb 3, 2015 12:55:36 GMT
Uttered by actress Eva Gardner in the late 1940s, when ladies didn't use such language!
She was asked: "Why are you dating that 90 pound weakling Frank Sinatra?" Her answer - my "Quote Of The Day" - was:
"Eighteen pounds is cock."
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 4, 2015 1:47:03 GMT
Did you ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really un-evolved? Eyes close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it. Bill Hicks
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Post by Jeff Truzzi on Feb 4, 2015 16:49:40 GMT
"No dynamics? We're playing as loud as we can." - Steely Dan
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Post by Jeff Truzzi on Feb 6, 2015 1:32:03 GMT
"Anything over a seventh is jazz." - unnamed rock guitarist
"Play anything over a seventh and you're fired." - Bryan Adams
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 6, 2015 2:16:13 GMT
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. Jack Handey
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Post by bimble on Feb 6, 2015 17:50:09 GMT
Did you ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really un-evolved? Eyes close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it. Bill Hicks Friday afternoon.....
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 8, 2015 1:37:28 GMT
I used to be "with it," but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it," and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. Abraham Simpson
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 9, 2015 14:41:36 GMT
You can have all the money in the world but theres one thing you'll never have. A dinosaur.
Homer Simpson
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 10, 2015 3:13:14 GMT
Did you ever notice how most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? There's such balance in nature.
George Carlin
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Post by Mare on Feb 10, 2015 3:15:31 GMT
"In America: first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."...Homer Simpson
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 10, 2015 12:31:57 GMT
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 11, 2015 1:45:04 GMT
Given the mouse traps my dad has set in his house recently:
I hate those meeces to pieces! Mr. Jinks
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Post by Mare on Feb 11, 2015 10:42:38 GMT
"Buy the ticket. Take the ride."...Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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Post by donavan on Feb 11, 2015 16:04:16 GMT
I told you I was ill - Spike Milligan.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 12, 2015 4:58:25 GMT
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. They Live
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