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Trump
Apr 13, 2020 20:45:57 GMT
Post by Nonsuch Ned on Apr 13, 2020 20:45:57 GMT
‘Dangerous idiot’: Trump says ‘germ is so brilliant antibiotics can’t keep up with it’ in chaotic White House coronavirus meeting"This is a very brilliant enemy, you know. It's a brilliant enemy. They develop drugs like the antibiotics, you see? Antibiotics used to solve every problem. Now one of the biggest problems the world has is... the germ has gotten so brilliant that the antibiotic can't keep up with it!" "And they're constantly trying to come up with a new... people go to a hospital and they catch... they go for a heart operation – that's no problem – but they end up dying from... from... problems! You know the problems I'm talking about." "There's a whole genius to it! We're fighting... not only is it hidden but it's very smart, OK? It's invisible! And it's hidden! But it's very smart."
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Trump
Apr 13, 2020 21:55:44 GMT
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Post by donavan on Apr 13, 2020 21:55:44 GMT
So nothing to worry about then.
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Trump
Apr 13, 2020 23:16:41 GMT
Post by miles on Apr 13, 2020 23:16:41 GMT
And hence the expression "Chasing the germ."
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Trump
Apr 14, 2020 0:01:11 GMT
Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 14, 2020 0:01:11 GMT
Not to be confused with the female masturbatory expression "swatting the bug."
#coronanism
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Trump
Apr 17, 2020 9:24:43 GMT
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Post by donavan on Apr 17, 2020 9:24:43 GMT
America is open for business sort of, maybe, very soon-ish, perhaps. And that's a very good thing...
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Trump
Apr 17, 2020 18:56:43 GMT
Post by miles on Apr 17, 2020 18:56:43 GMT
The very influential Dr Oz says opening the schools now would only kill 2-3 million people, an "appetizing" approach. Swift is suing for royalties.
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Trump
Apr 17, 2020 19:22:38 GMT
Post by Nonsuch Ned on Apr 17, 2020 19:22:38 GMT
I guess it wasn't really THAT bad, he just said it like the dope he is. It wasn't that the mortality rate would be 2-3% (which is what he said) but that sending kids to school would effect the current complete mortality rate by 2-3%... so if the mortality rate is 2%... sending kids to school would affect THAT by 2% 2% of 2% is still thousands of deaths though. via Imgflip Meme Generator
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Trump
Apr 18, 2020 4:17:25 GMT
Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 18, 2020 4:17:25 GMT
Donald Trump--I don't take responsibility at all.
Homer Simpson--This is everybody's fault but mine.
Jesus--Jesus fucking Christ.
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Trump
Apr 18, 2020 16:55:21 GMT
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Post by miles on Apr 18, 2020 16:55:21 GMT
Asked whether he'll be voting for Biden, Noam Chomsky says "of course, I wouldn't hesitate for a second... I'm not going to vote for the destruction of organized human society."
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Trump
Apr 18, 2020 17:00:49 GMT
Post by miles on Apr 18, 2020 17:00:49 GMT
I guess it wasn't really THAT bad, he just said it like the dope he is. It wasn't that the mortality rate would be 2-3% (which is what he said) but that sending kids to school would effect the current complete mortality rate by 2-3%... so if the mortality rate is 2%... sending kids to school would affect THAT by 2% 2% of 2% is still thousands of deaths though. via Imgflip Meme GeneratorI think the juxtaposition of dead children and appetizing was a 10. Is this why republicans are against abortion, "You got to let them grow big enough to get some meat on them." And "DR" Phil thinks 280 thousand people drown in swimming pools every year, who knew?
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Trump
Apr 19, 2020 9:35:06 GMT
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Post by donavan on Apr 19, 2020 9:35:06 GMT
Trump is going all out now. What happens next is massive. But somehow he'll probably turn it around. Unless it goes spectacularly wrong. And then even he will not want to be there.
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Trump
Apr 19, 2020 22:51:40 GMT
Post by miles on Apr 19, 2020 22:51:40 GMT
Trump is going all out now. What happens next is massive. But somehow he'll probably turn it around. Unless it goes spectacularly wrong. And then even he will not want to be there. He's met his match. Unfortunately, so have we.
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Trump
Apr 21, 2020 19:39:59 GMT
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Post by miles on Apr 21, 2020 19:39:59 GMT
"Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”
-Patton Oswald
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Post by longinglook on Apr 23, 2020 12:39:03 GMT
So, our dear old friend, Pelle, posted this on Facebook. It is supposed to be something Tommy Lee (of all people!) wrote about Trump, but I don't believe he's smart enough to be given credit. But wherever it came from, I must give my thanks for the descriptions of Trump as "... the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty's magic hat" and of Pence as a "... Bible thumping cock socket."
Here's the whole rant:
"Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats... In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out...
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse. You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help? You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that. You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance. You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite. You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four. Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage. You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you mr. president. And fuck you forever. Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."
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Trump
Apr 23, 2020 13:48:36 GMT
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Post by donavan on Apr 23, 2020 13:48:36 GMT
Good to let steam off I suppose but sort of reduces to a level that you are rallying against. But yeah, I get it. We are up against similar over here. A senior government official said today how we will all need to take cuts to ease the government's monetary burden. By all he means us, the proletariat punch bags. Ouch!
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