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Post by miles on Jul 14, 2021 18:14:36 GMT
Already, parsnip futures are rising precipitously.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 14, 2021 19:06:41 GMT
Precipitously declining quality of puns on the Back Porch has Merra in danger of being kicked out of office.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jul 15, 2021 0:20:58 GMT
Office-ly, this is a lame pun.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 15, 2021 10:54:14 GMT
Pun proficiency necessitates expertise in what words mean, how they sound, and how they will most annoy the readers.
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Post by Mare on Jul 15, 2021 22:15:30 GMT
Readers were books my class got out of our desks when our fourth grade teacher said "Open your Readers to page 27 and silently read the first paragraph."
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 15, 2021 22:35:26 GMT
Paragraph after paragraph I am finding rampant typographical errors--who hired mr tein as the official Back Porch Editor?
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Post by Mare on Jul 15, 2021 22:56:12 GMT
Editor would not be a good job for me-I find a crap load of mistakes in my own posts.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 16, 2021 0:14:04 GMT
Posts shall be limited to 2,000,000,000 per person per lifetime, so choose your posts carefully.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jul 16, 2021 3:56:24 GMT
Carefully typing posts letter by letter on my not well responsive phone I'd not something I do.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 16, 2021 12:34:28 GMT
Do we blame Merra, or do we blame the previous leader for declaring himself mayor for life when he had the chance?
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Post by miles on Jul 17, 2021 19:10:54 GMT
Chance encounters in the buffet line.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 19, 2021 1:36:02 GMT
Line your pockets with Nedcoin now before prices skyrocket--don't say I didn't warn you.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jul 19, 2021 1:55:30 GMT
You should also invest in Terra bullion.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 19, 2021 2:02:29 GMT
Bullion for Terra? Bullshit, I say.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jul 19, 2021 2:26:36 GMT
Say, what about Don Doubloons?
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