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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 13, 2021 21:07:19 GMT
"Off with their heads!" will be Merra's new rallying cry, if that option wins the What Should Mayor Terra Do Next? survey.
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Post by donavan on Jul 13, 2021 21:44:16 GMT
Survey facts say, accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 13, 2021 23:07:27 GMT
Undetected flatulence while in public is one of life's simple pleasures.
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Post by miles on Jul 14, 2021 0:37:57 GMT
Pleasures are not luxuries, in all likelihood they are the whole point of this.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 14, 2021 0:55:39 GMT
This doesn't look normal--should I consult a doctor?
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jul 14, 2021 1:21:18 GMT
Doctor, I'm only seeing dark.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 14, 2021 1:26:54 GMT
Dark times face the Back Porch--no surprise given who our current mayor is.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jul 14, 2021 1:40:02 GMT
Is there an official movie of the Back Porch? Perhaps Teen Titans Go! See Space Jam?
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 14, 2021 2:03:11 GMT
Jam all of the posts of Mare, Miles, and Terra together, and you still won't be close to the Don's prolific total.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jul 14, 2021 2:13:59 GMT
Total victory, that man.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 14, 2021 4:40:02 GMT
Man versus woman--also known as Terra versus Terra.
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Post by miles on Jul 14, 2021 4:45:41 GMT
Terra is firma in my book.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 14, 2021 4:49:57 GMT
Book of Bark, chapter two, verse seven--And the lord Dog did barketh, "My asshole tastes weird today."
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Post by donavan on Jul 14, 2021 7:16:18 GMT
Today I am mostly eating parsnips.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 14, 2021 14:22:59 GMT
Parsnips? Is it Straight Edge November already?
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