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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 9, 2020 10:07:37 GMT
Edition number one of the Back Porch Newspaper now available--all the news that's fit to lurk.
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Post by miles on Jul 9, 2020 17:28:31 GMT
Lurk on the back pages of a thread, with the orphaned, the unpopular and the neglected, and still it is within your power to revitalize and return worthy topics to the head of the line, if you so choose.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 9, 2020 21:56:29 GMT
Choose wisely when you vote in a Back Porch poll--so few people post here that each vote is magnified in import.
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Post by miles on Jul 10, 2020 0:58:28 GMT
Import Emporium, featuring all the things you like, in plain, unmarked paper containers.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 10, 2020 1:30:18 GMT
Containers of the newly discovered element, sextrovertium, are available for sale in the Back Porch gift shop--watch out for the radioactivity.
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Post by donavan on Jul 10, 2020 11:43:10 GMT
Radioactivity like members activity is very low on this forum.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 10, 2020 13:56:06 GMT
Forum lurkers are encouraged to join the Back Porch, so we can get some new voices.
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Post by donavan on Jul 10, 2020 15:02:36 GMT
Voices in my head, they make me mad you know.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 10, 2020 15:49:19 GMT
Know this to be true--peeing in the shower is disgusting and lazy.
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Post by miles on Jul 10, 2020 18:16:50 GMT
Lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer, a time of hatred, and sickness and fear.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 10, 2020 19:54:04 GMT
Fear of germs used to be seen as a silly overreaction, but now germophobes are showing every one else just how disgusting the human race can be.
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Post by miles on Jul 10, 2020 21:57:47 GMT
Be that as it may, there is beauty in the world.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 10, 2020 22:28:00 GMT
World champion darts competitor Donavan gives you his tips for a better game on the next episode of Back Porch Tonight.
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Post by donavan on Jul 11, 2020 0:07:30 GMT
Tonight I shall mostly be eating tungsten.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 11, 2020 0:11:10 GMT
Tungsten is also known as wolfram, thus explaining its W symbol on the periodic table.
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