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Post by donavan on Aug 24, 2019 12:39:21 GMT
Granted. Your house will be filled with the noise of hammering and sawing for the first two hours of every day.
I wish I had more get up and go, I feel like it's got up and gone.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 24, 2019 12:51:10 GMT
Granted -- While in your cups last night, you guzzled an entire bottle of prune juice, mistaking it for Chardonnay.
I wish I had a Vivienne Westwood designer dress for the garden fête today.
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Post by anothersatellite on Aug 24, 2019 14:38:55 GMT
Granted. Size 2.
Wish I had stayed in my home town, saved my money, stayed near family.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 25, 2019 1:49:05 GMT
Granted--by the way, can you spare your third cousin twice removed a couple of bucks? And make it fast--there is a long line of family members behind him.
I wish I hadn't banged my head against a table last night.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 26, 2019 21:50:35 GMT
Granted -- Now you're just a headbanger forced to hang out with the guys from Wayne's World and to listen to Bohemian Rhapsody in a continuous loop 24 hours a day.
I wish I had wings and could fly.
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Post by donavan on Aug 27, 2019 16:55:18 GMT
Granted. Swat! Oops. My bad! I wish I could sit in this pub I'm in a little longer instead of having to go to Lime Street Station to find an alternative train home because of several cancellations. I ended up in a pub in Mathew Street, Liverpool because it is the last day of the Beatles International Festival. And it's jumping and it would be rude not to. I've had two pints and I feel fine.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 27, 2019 17:18:00 GMT
Granted -- Now the pub is overrun with dozens of Abbey Road-era-dressed John Lennons, all singing "All You Need Is Love" off-key and handing out 'Paul Is Dead' pamphlets to the patrons.
I wish I were healthy, wealthy and retired.
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Post by donavan on Aug 27, 2019 19:08:08 GMT
Granted. You can have that one mate with no consequences
I wish I could get the fuck home.......trains still all messed up. There's only so much Beatles tribute shit I can take!
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 28, 2019 4:59:24 GMT
Granted--by the way, the ghost of John Lennon now haunts your house.
I wish my fucking computer would update correctly, for a change.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 30, 2019 17:30:03 GMT
Granted -- The update went smoothly. However, your computer overheated soon after from the effort and blew up.
I wish bananas would stay in that taste-perfect condition of not too sweet/mushy and not too tart/hard for several days instead of just the one. You know, when the peel is mostly yellow, but with green tips, still. And without a speck of brown mottling.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Sept 22, 2019 1:02:04 GMT
Granted--in order to complete this wish, we only need to remove your taste buds. Equivalent exchange, you know.
I wish the mosquitoes would go away, forever.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Sept 23, 2019 21:19:43 GMT
Granted -- they have been completely replaced by wasps, killer bees and army ants.
I wish 2 + 2 = 5.
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Post by donavan on Sept 23, 2019 22:48:21 GMT
It does stupid. Doh!
I wish I could add up.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Sept 23, 2019 23:22:03 GMT
Granted--you are now the official mathematician of Mount Everest.
I wish the flu shot I had earlier hadn't made my arm so sore.
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Post by donavan on Sept 26, 2019 17:02:51 GMT
Granted. It's your arse that is so sore and it wasn't a flu shot.
I wish I could live the dream.
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