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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 16, 2019 4:22:17 GMT
Granted--you just let go a rabid saber-toothed tiger, and it is made hungry and aggressive by the smell of flatulence.
I wish the humidity would decrease.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 17, 2019 13:19:44 GMT
Granted -- The air is dry as a bone, making your lips a chapped, bleeding mess the night of your big date.
I wish I liked broccoli.
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Post by donavan on Aug 17, 2019 15:51:30 GMT
Granted. You eat it 24/7 and live, work and sleep in the bathroom.
I wish my tomatoes would go red.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 18, 2019 1:31:03 GMT
Granted--the Bolshevik Revolution has just hit your garden.
I wish my allergies would abate.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 21, 2019 23:21:15 GMT
Granted -- your allergies are gone, but only while you are sound asleep.
I wish John Lennon were still alive.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 22, 2019 20:38:54 GMT
Granted--too bad you didn't wish him out of his coffin.
I wish my legs would stop cramping.
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Post by donavan on Aug 22, 2019 22:43:22 GMT
Granted - You now you have to go cramping without them which makes putting the tent up a bit of a struggle.
I wish I could stop insisting on sitting in the back seat of the taxi. It makes my job as a taxi driver so much more difficult.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 22, 2019 23:05:51 GMT
Granted -- You invent a safe, novel way to drive from the top of your roof. I wish there were green-skinned girls in my omnibus
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Post by donavan on Aug 23, 2019 7:49:43 GMT
Granted - Give them some of your home made cooking and there soon will be.
I wish I wasn't constipated.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 24, 2019 0:21:26 GMT
Granted--you have just performed the world's first ocular defecation.
I wish I didn't have to shave my face.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 24, 2019 0:33:02 GMT
Granted -- no more whiskers; you are now endowed with a permanent beard of killer bees.
I wish I had heated toilet seats.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 24, 2019 0:52:31 GMT
Granted--they are attached to your new toilets, conveniently located in the front yard.
I wish my headache would subside.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 24, 2019 5:15:19 GMT
Granted -- The pain has gone from your big head to your little head.
I wish the man in the mirror would stop making faces.
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Post by donavan on Aug 24, 2019 7:40:39 GMT
Granted - He's now making faeces.
I wish for a victory for the Wire at Wembley today.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 24, 2019 12:11:59 GMT
Granted - He's now making faeces. I wish for a victory for the Wire at Wembley today. Ah yes. I'd forgotten about my ocular ailment. ============================= Granted -- The Wolves win and all of the Super League teams disband in disgust. I wish the kids would make their beds when they get up in the morning.
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