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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 30, 2022 0:11:32 GMT
I couldn't find my old XTC pun list based upon birds, so I have spent the day rewriting the list. I don't like to crow about my own abilities (and you don't have to egg me on), but I think this list will make you high as a kite, unless you are too chicken to read it. And if, after reading this list, you feel like you have been rooked, feel free to go duck yourself. This is quite a lark, n'est-ce pas? (And yes, I can write this, as Merra lifted the French ban, so mind your own falcon business).
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 30, 2022 0:13:14 GMT
And having been goosed by my own ridiculous prose, it is time to hatch this thread.
Across This Andean Hillstar
The Apileated Parrot
Alan Buru Thrush Bop
Albatross Along the Watchtower
Owl I Dream Of Is A Friendly Fantail
All Of A Sudan Golden Sparrow (It's Too Late)
All You Pretty Gila Woodpeckers
Always Winter Wren But Never Christmas Island Swiftlet
Another Saturnine Antshrike
Apples & Orange-Breasted Thornbirds
Are You Receiving Meek's Lorikeet?
The Arctic Warbler Song (Something Good With Your Life)
Atomtit Age
Autumn Comes Around-Tailed Manakin
The Ballad of Petit's Cuckooshrike Pumpkinhead
Ball and Changeable Hawk-Eagle
Ballet for a Rain Quail Day
Bananaquit the Bomb
Battery Bridled Sparrows (Andean Solitaire Paints Brian)
Beating of Heart-Spotted Woodpeckers
Beaktown
Big Jay
Shrike-Like Tanager Ride to the Moon
Black Falcon Jewelled Serpent Of Sound
Blame the Wetar Figbird
The Bland Leading The Blanford's Rosefinch
Bluethroat Beret
Blue Ploverall
Bearded Vulture Up
Bobba De Boop De Ba De Booby
Boobooks Are Burning
Bornean Out Of Your Frogmouth
Brainiac's Dartford Warbler
Broomstick River Tern
Bumpercarp's Tit
Bungalowland Akalat
Burning With Optimism's Flame Robins
Bushwren President (Homo Saffron Finch No. 2)
Buzzard City Talking
Gander Dance
Candymyna
Chain of Common Eider
Chalkhill Pigeons and Children
Chaplin's Barbet Lane Radio
Cheep Perfume
Cherry-Throated Tanager in Your Tree Swallow
Chirp of Women
Cuckoopit Dance Mixture
Collideascopoli's Shearwater
Commerciality (Cygnet Ad)
Complicated Gambaga Flycatcher
Countdown to Christmas White-Eye Time
Crowcodile
Crossley's Vanga Wires
Crowned Eagle Room
Cygnet Days
Dame Forster's Tern
Dance Band-Tailed Oropendola
Jay In Jay Out
Dear Goeldi's Anthill
Dear Madam Barn Swallow
Deliver Us From the Elegant Pittas
Desert Owl Island
Didn't Hurt A Tit
Difficult Egg
The Disappoint-Tailed Palmcreeper
Disque Bleu Noddy
Don't Let Us Budgie
Don't Lose Your Timberline Wren
Don't You Ever Dare Calliope Hummingbird Me Chickenhead
Do What You Dodo
Down a Pygmy Eagle
Down In The Cockatoopit
Erne Enough for Us
Eastern Bluebonnet Theatre
Egyptian Goose Solution (Grebes in a Box) (Homo Saffron Finch Series No. 3)
Ejack Snipe In A Box (MGOO)
End of the Pied Heron
Penguins Roundabout
The Everyday Story of Small-Headed Elaenia
Eggerything
Everything'll Be Altai Accentor
Extroverdin
Find the Fox's Weaver
Firethroat XL5
Flying Steamer Duck On The Wall
The Forgotten Language of Light-Vented Bulbul
Friend Of A Friendly Bush Warbler
Fulvous ParrotbillTonight
Frost Surucua Trogon (No. 5 in the Homo Saffron Finch series)
Fruithunter Nut
Funk Pop a Roll's Partidge (how apropos)
Gang-Gand Cockatoo, Electric Guitar Is Coming Through
Garden Emerald of Earthly Delights
Generals and Major Mitchell's Cockatoo
Genie In A Botteri's Sparrow
Glow-throated Hummingbird
Goldcrest
Goodbye Hume's Hawk-Owl-saurus
Goodnight, Sapsucker
The Cooed Things
Goosey Goose Down
Yellow-Faced Grassquit
Great Auk Fire
Greenmaned Owl
Hang On To The Nightingale
Happy Birthday Kereru
Happy Familiar Chats
Harvest Festive Coquette
Have You Seen Jackdaw?
Heatwaved Albatross
Heaven is Paved With Broken Glossy Ibis
Helicoptern
Here Comes President Killdeer Again
Heron We Go 'Round Again
Hey, It's Alan Birdston!
The History of Cock 'n' Roll
Holding the Babbling Starling
Hold Me My Dagua Thrush
Holly Up On Pompadour Cotinga
Homo Saffron Finch
Hotgrouse
Howlin' Birdston (you could also go with Houbara Bustard)
Humanus Monarch Alchemy
Humanoid Budgie
Humboldt's Sapphire Daisy
I am the Audubon's Gull
I Bought Mitred Parakeet a Liarbird
I Can't Owl Her
I Canary Tell What Truth Is Anymore
Ice Jet Antbird Kiss
I Defy You Gray Hawk
White-I'd Starling Like That
I Don't Want To Be Heron
I Gave My Suitcassia Crossbill Away
I Lovely Cozumel Vireo
I'm Budgied
I'm Playing My Fan-Tailed Raven
I'm The Man Who Murdered Lovely Fairywren
I'm Sunbirdcome
Hen Another Life
I Need Protea Canary
In Loving Memory of a Namuli Apalis
In My Handsome Spurfowl
Instant Tuis
Into the Atom Egg
I Ploverheard
I Remember the Sunbird
I Sit in the Snowy Egret
It's Nearly African Harrier-Hawk
It's Snowing Angolan Larks
I Wish I Was a Kikau Again
Jay and The Argonauts
Juniper Titmouse in Gomorrah
King Eider for a Day
Knights in Shining Carmiol's Tanager
Knuckle Downy Woodpecker
LadyAmherst'sPheasanttbird
The Last Baillon's Crake
The Laugh Tractrac Chat
Least Tern (they can't teach me how to shikra correctly)
Let's Drake a Den
Life Begins at the Hoopoe Starling
Life is Good in the Green Hylia
Lighthardheaded
LimestoneLeafWarblerlight
Little Nightjarhouse
Living in a Haunted Hartlaub's Turaco
Living Through Another Cuban Bullfinch
Looking for Foothill Stipplethroat Prints
Loveridge's Sunbird at First Sight
Love on a Farmboy's Wagler's Toucanet
The Lovingly Cotinga
Making Plans for Nilgiri Flowerpecker
Mantis on Pauraque (Homo Saffron Finch Series No. 4)
The Man Who Sailed Around His Sora
The Mayor of Simple Greenbul
Me and the Winding Cisticola
Manakin Dancing (Oh Weebill!)
The Meeting Placid Greenbul
Melt The Gunnison Grouse
Merely a Manus Boobook
Merlin Smiled
Millerbird Time
Hornbillions
Miniature Sunbird
The Moltoni's Warbler from the Ministry
Monk Parakeets in Humanskin Suits
Monotonous Lark Drive
Mopti Drake
Motorcycle Landana Firefinch
Meyer's Friarbird Performs
My Brown Nunlet Guitar
My Land Is Burnished-Buff Tanager
My Love Explovers
My Paint Herons
My Transvolcanic Jay is Coming
My Whippoorwill
Nene Shuffle
Neumann's Warbler Broom
Newton's Parakeet in a Furnished Bocage's Weaver
Nicely, Niceforo's Wren
No Language In Our Lunulated Antbirds
No One At Hombron's Kingfisher
No One Heron Available
No Thugs In Our House Bunting
Obscure Berrypecker Procession
Officer Blue-Billed Curassow
Omnibushwren
One of the Hornbillions
1000 Usambara Hyliotas
Open A Canary (Of Human Beaks)
Outside Woodlark
Plover Rusty Watercock
Pale Baywing and Precious
Paperbark Flycatcher and Iron (Notes and Coins)
Pearl Kite
Woodpecker The Ground Like A Chicken
Pink Flathingo
Playgrouse
WhipPoorwill Skeleton Steps Out
Prince of Orange-Cheeked Waxbill
Procession Towards Lear's Macaw Land (No. 6 in the Homo Saffron Finch series)
Pulsing Palila
Punch and Juba Weaver
Put Tit On Again
Radde's Accentor in Motion
Crane in England
Rain of Bow Bee-Eaters
Ra Ra for Red-Necked Spurfowl
Teal by Reel
Receiving Meves's Starling
Red Fody (got their rails in the sunset)
Red Lark Dream
Reign Quail of Blows
REM Producer Inca Flycatcher
Respectable Streaked Fantail
Ridgway's Rail
Rip Van Robin
River of Orchard Orioles
Roads Girdle the Grebe
Rock Wren From A Bottle
The Rota White-Eye
Gousseau
Running Couaways
Sacrificial Bonfire-Tailed Myzornis
Say Tit
Scarecrow Peopullet
Science Chicktion
Scissor Manx Shearwater
Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her, Kestrel
Seaside Sparrow Cycle
Senses Working Plovertime
Set Myself on Fire-Eyed Diucon
Sgt. Rock Shag (Is Going To Help Me)
Shake You Turkey Up
Shaking Skin House Martin
Shallowren
Shaving Brush Budgie
She's So Square-Tailed Saw-Wing
Shiny Cowbird Cage
Ship Trapped in the Iceland Gull
Shore Plover Ornithology (Another 1950)
Shut Up and Kestrel Me!
Sleepyhardheads
The Smartest Monk Parakeets
Smokeless Zone-Tailed Hawk
Snowcappedmanakin
Some Lovely Fairywren (My Brown-Hooded Gulltar)
The Somnambuller's Albatross
Song for Wes Long-Tailed Fiscal
Sonic Booted Eagle
Space Wrazorbill
Spinning Topknot Pigeon
Spirail
Standing In For Jobi Manucode
Statue of Libirdy
Steam Finch Futurist
The Stinking Richard's Pipit Song
Strange Teals, Strange Rails
Straw-Headed Bulbul Berry Fields
Stupidly Happy Wren
Summer Tanager Hot As This
Summer Tanager's Cauldron
Super-Ruff
Susan Revulturing
Take This Townsend's Storm Petrel
Ten Feet Teal
Roosterrorism
Thanks for Christmas Frigatebird
That is the Jay
That's Really Super, Superb Owl (where I hope to see the Bengals in two weeks)
That Citrine Wagtail
That Waved Albatross
Then Shikrappeared
Turkeys Voices
Things Fall To Tits
This is Peep?
This is the Penguind
This World Plover
Thrill Pileated Flycatcher
Through Electric Garden Emeralds
Tinian Monarch Toy Clockwork Train
The Tiny Cisticola of Life
Tissue Tiger Shrikes (The Arguers)
Too Many Cocks in the Kitchen
Towers Of Lagden's Bushshrike
Traffic Light Rock Earthcreeper
Train Running Low on Soul Coal Tit
Travels In Nihoa Finch
The Troubullock's Oriole
25 O'cock-a-doodle-doo
2 Rainbeau Starfrontlet Melt
The Uluguru Violet-Backed Sunbird Underneath
Unwrap You At Christmas Imperial Pigeon
Us Being Ussher’s Flycatcher
Vanishining Drongo Girl
Pipit to the Doctor
Wait Till Your Boat-Billed Tody-Tyrant Goes Down
Wake Upland Buzzard!
Townsend's Warbler Dance
Was a Yungas Tyrannulet
Thrushaway
Jay Of The World
We Kill The Besra
Welcome Swallow to Volume 5
We're All Light-Crowned Spinetail
What in the Woodward's Batis?...
The Wheel and The Marbled Duck
When We Get to Enggano Scops Owl
When You're Nene I Have Difficulty
Where Did the Ornithology People Go?
Where Is Your Hartert's Leaf Warbler?
Wonder Annam Prinia
Ganderland
Stork (keep your chicken fingers busy)
The World is Full of Angry Yemen Serin
Wounded Horsfield's Bronze Cuckoo
Wrapped in Grey Bush Chat
Red Xbill Wires
Yellow Chat Dance
You And The CloudCisticolas Will Still Be Beautiful Treerunner
You Like Tree Martin?
Young Hartert's Camaroptera
Young Marigold Lorikeets
Your Dickcisseltionary
You're a Good Man Albert's Lyrebird Brown Thrasher(Curse You Red Lark Barrel)
You're My Drongo Fantail
You're the Wish (You Are) I Hadada Ibis
Your Gold Crest
Zone-Tailed Hawked Right Out (On Life)
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 30, 2022 0:14:52 GMT
And here are some album puns. These will put heron your chests, if you're willing to swallow them.
White-Collared Oliveback Music
Crow 2Can
Drums and Wire-Tailed Swallow
Blackthroat Sea
English Settlemenetries’s Warbler
Mummerida Sunangel
The Pigeon Express
Magpielarking
Orange-Eared Tanagers and Lemon Doves
Noddysvch
Apolo Cotinga Volume 1
Wasp Star Finch (Appert’s Tetraka Volume 2)
GO+hcap
Rag and Bonin Petrel Buffet
Waxbillworks
Beeswaxbill
The Compact Weaver XTC (Singles 1978-85)
Drumsticks and Wire-Crested Thorntails (BBC Radio Sessions 77-89)
Fossil Fulvous Owl (XTC Singles 1977-92)
Upland Goosy Assortment (The Sweetest Hits)
Transvolcanic Jay Blast (Best of the BBC Sessions)
Home Sunfish
Homegrowlingriflebird
Coleto Many Cupboards
Instruvenezuelan Sylph
Waspstrumenteal
Apo Myna Box
25 Ochre Oriole
Psonic Psunbirdspot
Chirps From the Chocolate Firethroat
Take Away/The Lure of Salvadori’s Teal
Jules Vernal Hanging Parrot’s’s Sketchbook
The Greenbul With the Golden Guts
Fuzzy Warblers
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jan 30, 2022 1:32:12 GMT
Allow me to add one in honor of this most excellent list:
Hot feathers and a fist of fire finches
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 30, 2022 1:50:11 GMT
Featuring Richard Branswan?
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 31, 2022 17:10:11 GMT
Holly Up Swan Poppy
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 31, 2022 17:10:54 GMT
Space Wraven
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 31, 2022 17:12:06 GMT
Reign of Crows
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jan 31, 2022 18:04:26 GMT
Do The Black-Backed Dwarf Kingfisher
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Post by donavan on Jan 31, 2022 19:00:51 GMT
Ladybird
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Post by donavan on Feb 4, 2022 14:15:26 GMT
That’s All Yolks !!! 🐔
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 4, 2022 16:39:54 GMT
Church of Albumen?
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Post by bluedemon25 on Feb 8, 2022 1:56:09 GMT
Elephant bird theatre Ball Eagle and Cassowary Moa Landscape
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Post by bluedemon25 on Feb 8, 2022 5:52:41 GMT
Ocean's Dovekie
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Post by donavan on Feb 18, 2022 0:14:32 GMT
Black Seagull
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