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Post by Nonsuch Ned on Dec 5, 2023 16:42:24 GMT
You get the punchline before the joke!
What's wrong with time travel jokes?
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Post by donavan on Dec 5, 2023 23:07:06 GMT
Anyone caught the new Dr Who specials playing this month?
A total Joke.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Dec 10, 2023 5:43:42 GMT
Knock knock
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Post by donavan on Dec 10, 2023 10:49:15 GMT
Go away! I don't care what you are selling, I don't want it!
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Post by donavan on Jan 27, 2024 15:05:29 GMT
"The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved."
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Post by donavan on Jan 28, 2024 14:48:25 GMT
"I tried to warn my friend about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other."
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Post by donavan on Jan 29, 2024 2:08:56 GMT
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
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Post by donavan on Jan 29, 2024 22:54:22 GMT
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 29, 2024 23:09:03 GMT
I guess journalism really is dead.
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Post by donavan on Jan 30, 2024 0:17:56 GMT
What do you call a lumberjack's journal?
A log.
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Post by donavan on Jan 30, 2024 11:59:44 GMT
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jan 30, 2024 15:13:49 GMT
Lumberjack came across a huge pine tree
What did he exclaim?
Aaach that's a huuuuge pinus.
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Post by donavan on Feb 3, 2024 0:53:05 GMT
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 3, 2024 14:04:08 GMT
That pun was oak k, at best.
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Post by donavan on Feb 3, 2024 15:15:05 GMT
Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to herโฆ or something like that.
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