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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 15, 2023 22:43:51 GMT
Tell us one about Chili and Turkey
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Post by Nonsuch Ned on Jun 16, 2023 19:44:51 GMT
(old one... but aren't they all)
I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She never showed up. That's when I knew that we weren't going to work out.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 16, 2023 20:25:30 GMT
That is what you get for setting up a gym date, you dumbbell.
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Post by bimble on Jun 22, 2023 5:21:25 GMT
Had to shut down my dating agency for chickens. Just couldn't make hens meet.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 22, 2023 10:40:18 GMT
Your site went off half-cocked?
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Post by Nonsuch Ned on Jun 22, 2023 14:41:34 GMT
My Geography teacher asked me if I could name a country with no "R" in it. I said, "No way."
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Post by Nonsuch Ned on Jul 25, 2023 19:53:12 GMT
Why did the Scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 25, 2023 20:30:44 GMT
Good joke or bad joke? Let's take a straw poll.
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Post by donavan on Jul 26, 2023 12:08:32 GMT
Issue 1
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Post by donavan on Jul 31, 2023 0:06:16 GMT
Democracy
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Post by bluedemon25 on Aug 6, 2023 1:45:27 GMT
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Post by donavan on Aug 8, 2023 23:06:31 GMT
Me: Doctor, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum...
Doctor: How's that?
Me: Don't you start as well!
(probably lost on you lot.....few)
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Post by Nonsuch Ned on Aug 14, 2023 14:02:29 GMT
Why did the Physics teacher break up with the Biology teacher?
... There was no Chemistry.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 14, 2023 14:13:03 GMT
Why did the Physics teacher break up with the Biology teacher?
... There was no Chemistry.
That is because the chemistry is all found here.
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Post by Nonsuch Ned on Aug 14, 2023 19:24:18 GMT
What's the difference between a dad joke and a regular joke? You don't know? ... It's a parent.
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