A thread like this you don't kill all at once. (variation of the punchline to a favorite joke*).
Traveling salesman, Bob, is on the road, out in the boonies, when his car breaks down. Local farmer, Glen, gets Bob's car to the local garage and invites Bob to join his family for the afternoon meal.
Everyone settles in at the table and there is an extra place setting. Then in trots a three legged pig and jumps up on the chair by said place setting. Glen introduces his family to Bob, then explains why the pig is at the table.
"George kept my son from falling in a well a couple of years back and last year, saved my daughter from being run over by a tractor. He's a special pig and we treat him like a member of the family."
"That's an amazing story and an amazing pig. What happened to his leg?", asked Bob.
"Well", said Glen, "a pig like that you don't eat all at once."
Post by anothersatellite on Jun 12, 2015 15:03:01 GMT
That was one of my grandfather's favorites. Another: Bob saw a farmer lift a cow's tail, stick his thumb in, and then smear his lips with dung. When Bob asked why, the farmer said, "I have a cold sore." "Oh, is that an old country remedy?" "No, it just keeps me from licking my lips."
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