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Post by donavan on Mar 25, 2015 18:03:03 GMT
I wouldn't wish cathcer on anybody.
I wish my train would turn up.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 26, 2015 0:25:01 GMT
Granted. It is not fair that trains only turn left or right, so enjoy your turn up, and brace yourself for the inevitable turn back down.
Apropos for this forum, I wish the neighborhood cats would stop mistaking my back porch for a toilet.
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Post by donavan on Mar 26, 2015 5:25:35 GMT
Granted. But probably a good idea to make your back porch look less like a toilet to avoid confusion.
I wish for my feet to be the same size as each other.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 26, 2015 23:35:04 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately, your feet are also now the same size as your nose. Take care running.
I wish my toilet hadn't overflowed.
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Post by Mr Tein on Apr 2, 2015 15:32:37 GMT
It hasnt overflowed. In fact your 300 hundered metre high toilet bowl has someway to go before the sh*t hits the top. However the 600 rung step ladder to reach the seat takes so long to climb that usualy you have relieved yourslef into your pants long beore you get there.
I wish I had super powers
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Post by donavan on Apr 2, 2015 21:56:13 GMT
You have super powers, you are super, you are powerful in the right way, you are already there.
I wish, hope, we have a change of government.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 2, 2015 22:47:52 GMT
Granted. Every member of every government in the world has just been changed into a crying, puking, shitting baby, which for many will not be that much of a change. If at all possible, could you now wish for someone (preferably not me) to change of all their diapers?
I wish I did not have to wake up at seven o'clock tomorrow morning to let in the plumber who is coming to fix my toilet.
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Post by anothersatellite on Apr 3, 2015 0:25:15 GMT
You don't. You'll be waking up at seven o'clock to let in the plumber who will pretend to fix your toilet but really just make the situation worse.
I wish I didn't get so anxious and depressed.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 3, 2015 0:41:36 GMT
Granted. Your anxiety and depression have been replaced by belligerence and stupidity. Also irritable bowel syndrome. Perhaps these are related.
I wish the wind would stop picking up all of the trash in the neighborhood and dropping all of it in my yard.
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Post by anothersatellite on Apr 3, 2015 12:18:50 GMT
Granted. Your anxiety and depression have been replaced by belligerence and stupidity. Also irritable bowel syndrome. Perhaps these are related. I wish the wind would stop picking up all of the trash in the neighborhood and dropping all of it in my yard. *you mean MORE belligerence and stupidity*
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Granted. Now your neighbors do it.
I wish for nothing more today.
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Post by donavan on Apr 3, 2015 13:17:19 GMT
There's a good chance that will come true.
I wish I hadn't consumed that giant Easter egg.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 3, 2015 13:39:49 GMT
Granted--you have instead consumed the Easter bunny, and you have broken the hearts of children everywhere. Just wait until they find out what you did to Santa.
I wish I hadn't run out of toothpaste (and so does everyone who meets me face to face, I imagine).
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Post by Mr Tein on Apr 7, 2015 11:52:11 GMT
You never will. You now live in a giant tube of toothpaste and it is all you have to eat and drink. There are anchovoies to clean your teeth with though
I wish I had a sat Nav to help me with my trip
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 7, 2015 14:08:02 GMT
Granted. An alien from the planet sat Nav will be by your side every second of your forthcoming trip. All it will ask in return is help with its breeding program. Don't forget the K-Y Jelly.
I wish I didn't have a bandage under my nose (result of a severe shaving nick).
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Post by Mr Tein on Apr 8, 2015 11:58:05 GMT
rather than give you a severe shave, in this alternate timeline, Nick decides to start a relationship with you that involves involuntarily feeding you anchovies - continuosly. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week, Boy what a wish
I wish I was a TV star
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