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Post by lostjockey on Mar 9, 2015 18:55:41 GMT
Granted. It's Mr Magoo's prescription.
I wish there was really a God.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 9, 2015 20:44:06 GMT
Granted. All hail Sterculius, the Roman god of manure
I wish the neighbors' dogs would stop barking.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 10, 2015 10:15:04 GMT
The way to stop a dog barking is to distract it. So I Bought it a set of drums and a state of the art amplification system. No more friggin barking... take it aay Ginger
I wish Judy in the postroom had a crush on me
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 11, 2015 0:38:13 GMT
Judy has just been sent a can of Orange Crush soda with a note that says, "Compliments of Mr Tein." Unfortunately, she read the note and said, "Who?"
I wish I had a can of Orange Crush right now.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 11, 2015 10:33:23 GMT
You do. sadly Judy in the post room posted it to alaska. If you want me to get her to forward it to you for future use Alaska.
I wish society would get revenge on the Banks and the bankers
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 11, 2015 13:19:03 GMT
Granted, but then the government, good friends with the bankers, gets revenge on society. Society responds by hiring mercenaries to dispatch the government; then the mercenaries turn against both the government and society. Inevitably, the extraterrestrials swoop in amidst the chaos and level all things human, until finally only one man is left alive. And he is a banker. They are like cockroaches, who coincidentally are the last banker's only customers.
I wish I had not banged my toe against the TV stand the other day.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 18, 2015 12:16:56 GMT
You didnt, because only the day before you cut your legs off below the knee to start your career as a Toulouse Le Trec imitator
I wish the Rooling stones woul dplay an accoustic gig in my living roon
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 18, 2015 13:06:53 GMT
Granted, the Rooling Stones, a castrato cover band of the Rolling Stones, have just began a five-year tour of your living room. Enjoy.
I wish I had finished off the milk before it went bad.
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Post by Suzi on Mar 18, 2015 15:29:31 GMT
Granted ... but you just finished off your neighbour's supply of breast milk she pumped for her baby as she was going out today. Boy, is she ever mad at letting you in her house for a visit.
I wish tonight's dinner could be a gourmet meal.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 19, 2015 0:18:46 GMT
Granted, and dinner is steal at only one thousand dollars per plate. We accept Visa, Master Card, American Express, and Bitcoins.
I wish my bottle of scotch had not just run dry.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 19, 2015 14:15:33 GMT
It hasnt its full, 20 year old malt and its right here on my desk!
I really wish Kylie Minogue wanted to date me
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Post by lostjockey on Mar 19, 2015 14:31:39 GMT
Granted - you are handcuffed to a pole while Kylie splatters you with dates - for the rest of your life.
I iwsh Mr Tein culd type bettre
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Post by peggs on Mar 19, 2015 22:21:10 GMT
Granted, but now your days are duller because of it. No more smiles as you decipher Mr. Tein's creative typing, exercising your brain just enough to keep you in good spirits throughout the day.
Do you celebrate Easter? If so, how?
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Post by donavan on Mar 19, 2015 22:31:12 GMT
Is that a wish? I wish it was.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 19, 2015 23:07:24 GMT
Granted, Donavan. Sadly, your wish that Peggs' question be counted as a wish is your once-in-a-lifetime guarenteed-to-come-true wish with no dire consequences. Hope the wish was worthwhile.
I wish birds would quit squeezing through my chimney and into my house.
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