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Post by Suzi on Mar 3, 2015 20:00:09 GMT
Granted .... subverted to now be your just desserts. I have thrown said pie in your face. You will be know for the next 24 hours as ....*wait for it* ..... Peter Pumpkinhead.
I wish I owned a Porsche Boxter instead of a sensible car.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 3, 2015 21:56:29 GMT
Granted. Five hundred thousand miles, only been totaled once. Wait, you wanted a steering wheel, too? Sorry, that is a separate wish.
I wish I had a wider screen on my television.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 4, 2015 9:36:59 GMT
You do. In fact its now slightly wider than a matchbox. Yipee
I wish the sun was shinning
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Post by anothersatellite on Mar 4, 2015 17:33:37 GMT
It is shinning, or shinnying, metaphorically speaking. You have wasted a wish.
I wish I were kinder to those who have been so very, very kind to me.
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Post by lostjockey on Mar 4, 2015 23:14:26 GMT
You are now so kind you have been transformed into a Kinder egg and consequently have a plastic toy in your innards.
I wish I was a better lover.
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Post by peggs on Mar 4, 2015 23:25:08 GMT
Granted. You have become a master in the sexual arts. But now none of your partners measure up to your exacting standards so you become celibate and never love again.
I wish I was 35 again.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 5, 2015 3:11:55 GMT
Granted. Your parents' original choice of name for you was 35, but then they thought better of it. Thanks to your wish, though, you are once again 35. Enjoy the odd stares at the DMV.
I wish that my work shift will get called off tomorrow so I don't have to navigate through the snow.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 6, 2015 8:59:11 GMT
It is called off tomorrow. But they called you in today so you still have to navigate the snow
I wish she was coming round the mountian
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 7, 2015 1:39:44 GMT
She is. The she in question is a one-hundred-foot tall alien with a taste for human flesh, and she especially likes chowing down on XTC fans. She has just passed the Alps and is headed towards the English Channel. Let's just wish that she can't swim.
I wish I had a steak sandwich and french fries as I missed supper.
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Post by lostjockey on Mar 7, 2015 7:45:27 GMT
Granted but the waiter got confused so you'll get a French steak (ie raw) and a fries sandwich. Happy chomping.
I wish my work colleague would stop farting.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 7, 2015 14:06:09 GMT
Granted--now he just shits all the time.
I wish that the heater in my car would warm up faster.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 9, 2015 12:59:19 GMT
It has. Your buddy faster is toasty but has buggered off leaving you in a cold car.
I wish Andy partidge would write me a song
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 9, 2015 14:11:48 GMT
He has. It is an elegy that he is going to perform at your funeral tomorrow.
I wish my headache would go away.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 9, 2015 14:56:37 GMT
It has but you are non too pleased at me severing your foot with an axe
I wish cameron was prime minsiter for the next five years too!
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 9, 2015 15:38:44 GMT
Granted. Cameron Frye is your new prime minister. Now that the sun has finally reappeared, I wish I had a pair of prescription sunglasses.
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