In a discussion with my friend Ed earlier this evening, I suggested a sass-talking dildo, one that could speak dirty to the user. I thought I would gauge interest in this idea, to see if a patent would be prudent. After all, I live in a country that has sold singing wall-mounted fish, rubber testicles that can be hooked onto the trailer hitch of a pickup truck (I also considered a patent on a wall-mounted testicle-bearing fish that sang the song "Balls to the Wall" by Accept, but that is another thread), and electric scissors, so I assume there has to be a market of complete fucking imbeciles who would buy such a product. So, who wants a sass-talking dildo? Show of hands, and please show both hands because I don't want to know what you are doing with the off hand.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here--this is the war room.
I played Becker's 2nd solo album, Circus Money yesterday. It stands as a good follow-up to the last SD studio album, Everything Must Go. Good grooves, production, songs and that dark take on existence we know and some of us love.
I sit and think of everything, then I wonder where I've been.
I think a manual stapler that has a warning light when staples are running low is a great idea. I ran this past a few people who said they had increased stress levels when attempting to staple but the staple cartridge was empty. I too have suffered anxiety in this situation. But I'm too lazy to run with the idea. But if it ever comes into existence please don't use it as a dildo.
I'm getting a bit into Eric Clapton and Ginger Baker these days. Never thought that would happen.
Introvertigo: No, thanks, Mare--I don't smoke.
Oct 13, 2021 21:34:13 GMT
donavan: I think she meant toes. 🐫
Oct 13, 2021 23:19:12 GMT
Mare: I meant camel or dromedary.
Oct 17, 2021 0:06:43 GMT
donavan: OK, don't take the hump.
Oct 17, 2021 2:03:04 GMT
Mare: Have a Day, everyone! <3
Oct 17, 2021 15:57:09 GMT
donavan: Happy Monday ! 🙃
Oct 18, 2021 12:08:42 GMT
Mare: I have always said things other people only thought...I got laughter and me, too! as reward. Sometimes, though, I felt regret about what I had brought to the surface. Is that my lot in life-to be an instigator?
Oct 21, 2021 17:17:07 GMT