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Post by donavan on Oct 15, 2022 20:30:16 GMT
Sheepspeare
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Post by Terra Incognita on Oct 15, 2022 21:28:55 GMT
"I shorn have known better..."
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Post by donavan on Oct 16, 2022 8:52:38 GMT
Am I the half of half-and-half Or am I the half that's whole? I've got to be one with all my halves It's my worthy earthly goal
- Das Hausschaf and the Bunnymen
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Post by bluedemon25 on Oct 16, 2022 13:30:25 GMT
I like half and half soda.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Oct 16, 2022 15:27:19 GMT
Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury? La dee dee, one two three, Eric the half a bee. A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee. Is this wretched demi-bee, Half-asleep upon my knee, Some freak from a menagerie? No! It's Eric the half a bee! Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee, Eric the half a bee. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the half a bee. I love this hive employee-ee, Bisected accidentally, One summer afternoon by me, I love him carnally. He loves him carnally, Semi-carnally. The End Cyril Connolly? No, semi-carnally Oh Cyril Connolly
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 16, 2022 15:30:39 GMT
Andy and the Pythons could team up for a special version of that song, released on APIARY Records.
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Post by donavan on Oct 16, 2022 17:47:00 GMT
He'd need to be half cut. 🍺
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Post by Terra Incognita on Oct 16, 2022 18:37:07 GMT
I'm breaking out in hives just thinking about it.
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Post by donavan on Oct 16, 2022 20:05:06 GMT
The bees will be pleased.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Oct 16, 2022 22:04:35 GMT
He'd need to be half cut. 🍺 Job for a visually impaired mohel
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Post by Terra Incognita on Oct 17, 2022 22:40:42 GMT
A delicate touch would certainly be required. That sort of operation must be performed with extreme circumcision.
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Post by donavan on Oct 17, 2022 23:49:46 GMT
Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor? He got the sack.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 26, 2022 10:30:07 GMT
Slow around here lately--everyone on siesta? I mean, I'm not because I don't sleep...
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Post by donavan on Oct 26, 2022 11:57:17 GMT
Ain't no point in talking when there's nobody listening, so I just ran away. 🏃♂️
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Post by bluedemon25 on Oct 26, 2022 16:17:31 GMT
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