|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 9, 2021 22:20:13 GMT
Then don't read this post. After going through lists of diseases until my eyes bled (oddly, not found in the list of diseases), I have compiled a list of XTC songs based around illnesses. Need a visit to the doctor after reading this? Feeling under the weather? Don't blame the mayor, at least until the new mayor is sworn in; then, you can blame the mayor all you want.
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 9, 2021 22:21:10 GMT
Across This Anthrax
The Afflicted
Alan Bursitis Bop
All Along the Warttower
Ulcer I Dream Of Is A Friend
All Of A Sudden (It's Too Lactose Intolerant)
Allergy You Pretty Girls
Always Winter But Never Cirrhosis
Another Saddle Sore
Appendicits & Oranges
Are You Receiving Measles?
The Arthritis Song (Something Good With Your Life)
Atom AIDS
Autism Comes Around
The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinheadache
Ball and Chilblains
Ebola for a Rainy Day
Ban the Bubo
Battery Brides (Andy Paints Brain Cancer)
Beating of Heart Attacks
Irregular Heart Beatown
Big Hay Fever
Bike Rheumatoid to the Moon
Black Lung Jewelled Serpent Of Sound
Blame the Seasonal Affective Disorder
The Bland Leading The Bladder Cancer
Blue Beriberi
Blue Overbiteall
Boarded Upchuck
Bobba De Boop De Ba De Bubo
Books Are Bunion
Born Out Of Your Dry Mouth
Bronchitic's Daughter
Broomstick Arrhythmia
Bumperparvo
Bungalow Blood Sugar
Burning With Optimism's Phlegms
Bushman Pressure Ulcer (Homo Safari No. 2)
Buzzobesity Talking
Candle St. Vitus Dance
Carcinoidmine
Chain of Coma
Chalkhills and Chilblains
Chapel Lane Covidio
Cheap Pertussisfume
Catarrh in Your Tree
Church of Womb Cancer
Cockpit Dancing Disease Mixture
Collideacolonoscopy
Commerciality (Shingles Ad)
Complicated Game Leg
Countdown to Crippled Party Time
Croupodile
Cross Wilms' Tumor
Crowded Rheumatoid Arthritis
Cystitis Days
Dementia Fortune
Dance Lap Band Surgery
Dance With Me, Germ
Day In Day Gout
Dear GERD
Dear Madam Postpartum
Deliver Us From the Elephantiasis
Desert Styeland
Didn't Hurl A Bit
Difficult Age Related Macular Degeneration
The Disappoint ED
Herniated Disque Bleu
Don't Let Us Flu Bug Ya
Don't Lose Your Distemper
Don't You Ever Dare Call Me Chickenpoxhead
Do Wart You Do
Down a Pediculus Humanus Corporis
Down In The Coughpit
Diaperrashing
Earn Enough for Lupus
Easter Operating Theatre
Egyptian Solution (Tuberculosis in a Box) (Homo Safari Series No. 3)
Ejac In A Pox (MGOO)
End of the Pertussis
English Roundagout
EPENIS ENVY
The Everyday Story of Smallpox
Feverything
Eczema'll Be Alright
Extrovertigo
Find the Pox
Firebalantidiasis XL5
Flu On The Wall
The Forgotten Language of Lightheadedness
Friend Of A Friendometriosis
Feverish Tonight
Frost Cirrhosis (No. 5 in the Homo Safari series)
Fruit Nit
Funk Pox a Roll
Gangrene, Electric Guitar Is Coming Through
GERD of Earthly Delights
Generals and Major Surgery
Gingivitis In A Bottle
Goodbye Humonosaurus
Goodnight, Sickle Cell
The Blood Things
GUM DISEASE
Goosey Leprosy
Grass Allergy
Gout Fire
Greenmono
Hang On To The Neisseria Gonorrhea
Happy Birthday Carrion's Disease
Happy Hemophilias
Hantavirus Festival
Have You Seen Jock Itch?
Heatstresswave
Heaven is Paved With Broken Gallstones
Helicoptourette
Here Comes President Kala-Azar
Here We Go 'Round Agonorrhea
Hey, It's Alan Burstitis!
The History of Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever
Holding the Rabies
Hold Measles My Daddy
Holly Up On PPV
Homo Safarsightedness
Hotmunchausen By Proxy
Howlin' Bursitis
Human Alkhurma Hemorrhagic Fever
Humanoid Boogie Woogie Flu
Humble Pleurisy
I am the Auditory Hallucinations
I Bought Myself a Liarbirdflu
I Can't Crohn's Her
I Can't Tell What Tooth Decay Is Anymore
Ice Jet Mono, the Kissing Disease
E. Coli Defy You Gravity
I'd Lice That
I Don't Wart To Be Hernia
I Gave My Sickness Away
I Lovely Cosmonausea
I'm Flu Bugged
I'm Plaguing My Fano
I'm The Man Whooping Cough Murdered Love
I'm Unbecomae
Infarctionother Life
I Need Protection—One Box of Jumbo Condoms, Please
Influenza Loving Memory of a Pneumonia
In My Hansen's Disease
Instant Tumors
Into the Atopic Eczema Age
I Feverheard
I Remember the Sunstroke
I Sit in the Snowblindness
It's Nearly African Sleeping Sickness
It's Snowing Anxiety
I Wish I Was a Kidney Disease Again
Jason and The Arthritis
Mumps (go ahead and mumps mumps)
Jumping in Gonorrhea
King for a Dengue
Knights in Shining Karcinoma
Knuckle Down Syndrome
Ladybirdflu
The Last Balloon Angioplasty
The Cough Track
Licesure
Let's Make a Dementia
Life Begins at the Hip Replacement
Life is Good in the Gangrenehouse
Liceheaded
Lyme Disease Light
Little Lighthouse
Living in a Haunted Heart Attack
Living Through Another Cooley's Anemia
Looking for Athlete's Footprints
Love at First Parasite
Love on a Big Pharma's Wages
The Lovindigestion
Making Plans for Night Terrors
Mantis on Polio (Homo Safari Series No. 4)
The Man Who Sailed Around His Sore Throat
The Mayor of Pimpleton
Bulimiand the Wind
Meccanik Dancing Plague (Polio!)
The Meeting Placebo
Melt The Genital Warts
Merely a Salmonella
MERSmaid Smiled
Miller Tinnitus
Milliearlyonsetdemensia
Miniature Sunburn
MOGONORRHEA
The Cancerous Mole from the Meningitis
Monkeypox in Humanskin Suits
Moonlisteriosis Drive
Moptinea Fake
Motorcycle Landscapillariasis
My Bird Performs Elective Surgery
My Brown Goutar
My Land Is Burning When I Urinate
Migraine Explodes
My Labor Paint Heroes
My Train is Common Cold
Myopia Weapon
Neon Shufflu
Pneumonia Broom
Pneumonia Town Animal in a Furnished Cage
Nicely, Nicely Jaundice
No Language In Our Lung Cancer
No One At Hookworm
No One Hernia Available
No Thrombosis In Our House
Obscene Prostate Cancer
Coughicer Blue
OMGONORRHEA
Omnibursitis
One of the Milegionellosis
1000 Umbrellatex Allergies
Open A Cancer (Of Human Beans)
Goutside World
Over Rusty Water on the Brain
Pale and Psoriasis
Paper and Iron Deficiency(Notes and Coins)
Puke The Ground Like A Chicken Pox
Pink Eye Thing
Plagueround
Poor Skeleton Steps Gout
Prion Diseases of Orange
Pertussis Towards Learning Land (No. 6 in the Homo Safari series)
Pulsing Pulmonary Embolism
Punch and Jaundice
Put It On Angina
Radiology in Motion
Ringworm in England
Ra Ra for Red Rosacea Horse
Real by Relapse
Receiving Measles
Red Bronchitic Dream
Reign of Blow Your Nose
REM Prostate Cancer Enquiry
Respectable Stress
The Arrhythmia
Ridgeway Pathogen
Rip Van Rubella
River of Orchidney Failure
Roads GERD the Globe
Rocket From A Botulism
Runnynoseaways
Sacrificial Bone Cancer
Say Zit
Scarecrow Pimple
Psychosis Friction
Scissore Throat Man
Seagulls Screameningitis Kiss Her, Kiss Her
Seasonal Allergies Cycle
Sepsis Working Overtime
Set Myeloma on Fire
Sgt. Kidney Stone (Is Going To Help Me)
Shake You Donkey Croup
Shaking Skin Cancer House
Shigellaween
Shingle Brush Boogie
Shigellosis So Square
Shiny C. Gattii
Ship Trapped in the Eyestrain
Shore Legionnaires' Ornithology (Another 1976)
Shut Up and Kiss Measles!
Sleepyheadaches
The Smartest Monkeypox
Smokeless Zoonotic Hookworm
Snowmono
Some Lovely (My Brown Giardia)
The Somnambulisteria
Song for West Nile Virus
Sonic Bulimia
Space Wrabies
Spinning Toxoplasma
Spirillum
STDing In For Joe
Statue of Liver Disease
Steam Fist Folliculitis
The Stinking Rickets Song
Strange Tales, Strange Ingrown Toenails
Streptobacillus Fields
Stupidly Herpes
Summer Hot Tub Rash As This
Summer's Colorado Tick Fever
Super-Staph
Susan Revulval Cancer
Tick This Town
Hypertension Feet Tall
Terroriver Blindness
Thanks for Cirrhosis
That's Really Super, Aspergillus
Then She Appearached
These Vibriosis
Things Fall To Bilharzia
This is Popping Zits?
This is the Endometriosis
This World Fever
Thrill Pill Popping
Thrush Electric Gardens
Tinnitus Toy Clockwork Train
The Tiny Cirrhosis of Life
Lymphoid Tissue Tigers (The Arguers)
Too Many CKDs in the Kitchen
Towers Of Lung Disease
Traffic Lice Rock
Train Running Loa Loa on Soul Coal
Travels In Neisseria Gonorrhea
The Troublesleeping
25 O'Clockjaw
2 Rainbeau Malaria
The Ugly URDOneath
Unwrap You At Cirrhosis
Pus Being Pus
Vanishing GERD
Covidit to the Doctor
Wait Till Your Buboes Down
Wake Up, Narcoleptic!
Wart Dance
Was a Yeast Infection
We Achilles The Beast
Welcome to Volume Fibromyalgia
We're All Lice
Wart in the World?...
The Wilms' Tumor and The Maypole
When We Get to Englanders
When You're Neuroblastoma I Have Difficulty
Where Did the Ordinary Pimple Go?
Where Is Your Heart Disease?
Wonder Annual Check-up
Wonderglanders
The World is Full of Angry Young Menopuase
Wounded Hoarse
Wrapped in Granulomatous Amebic Encephalitis
X Warts
Yacht St.Vitus Dance
Uterine Cancer And The Clouds Will Still Be Beautiful
You Lichen Planus Me?
Young Cleopatrachoma Infection
Young Malariaeds
Your Diphtheriary
You're a Good Man Alzheimer (Curse You Red Barrel)
You're My Drug Overdose
You're the Wish (You Are) I Head Lice
Urinary Tract Infection Gold Dress
Zoonotic Diseased Right Out (On Life)
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 9, 2021 22:22:41 GMT
And you can't have songs without albums, unless you only listen to individual tracks on the internet, like an asshole.
White Mucus
Go 2berculosis
Perforated Eardrums and Wires
Black Death Sea
English Septic Shock
Mumper
The Big Exserohilium Rostratum
Styelarking
Oranges and Leishmaniasis
Non-polio Enterovirus Svch
Aspergillus Volume 1
Wasp STARI (Aspergillus Volume 2)
ImpetiGO+
Earwaxworks
Scabieswax
The Comapact XTC (Shingles 1978-85)
Drums and Wirelesions (BBC Radio Sepsis 77-89)
Fossil Flu (XTC Shingles 1977-92)
Croupsy Daisy Assortment (The Sweetest Nits)
Transistor Blastomycosis (Best of the BBC Lesions)
Home Spina Bifida
Homeingrowntoenail
Clot of Many Cupboards
Instruvirus
Waspstrumentalillness
Apple Pox
25 O’clockjaw
Psonic Psunspottedfever
CHIKV From the Chocolate Fireball
Take Away/The Lure of Salmonella
Jules VRE’s Sketchbook
The Bull With the Golden Gouts
Fuzzy Wartbles
|
|
|
Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 10, 2021 21:51:32 GMT
Pink thing-ify if not all, perhaps the tracks on Instrupenis. The world needs this or at least this forum.
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 10, 2021 22:57:13 GMT
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 10, 2021 23:03:32 GMT
Suppose I should come up with a new band name. XTCholera. Maybe PoxTC
|
|
|
Post by donavan on Jun 11, 2021 5:46:16 GMT
XTCoronavirus
Favourite songs -
Ten Feet Apart
That Second Wave
Wait Till Your Bat Goes Down
When You're Near Me I Have Difficulty Social Distancing.
Favourite Album -
Apple Virus
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 11, 2021 19:58:28 GMT
The Ugly Underneath, so for the love of Dog please put your mask back on.
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 11, 2021 20:01:39 GMT
Covidascope, by Sir Johnson & Johnson's
|
|
|
Post by donavan on Jun 12, 2021 5:55:35 GMT
Lockdown in the Cockpit.
|
|
|
Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 13, 2021 4:20:50 GMT
Intro, I think actually there are plenty or existing titles that would collectively work to suggest a pink thing themed concept album:
My tracklist would be in this order:
Pink Thing, obviously Bushman President Love's What I Want I'd Like That I Need Protection Are You Receiving Me Bags of Fun with Buster The Dissapointed Don't You Ever Call Me Chickenhead Down In the Cockpit Give Me Your Water In My Hand Knuckle Down Lolly Let's Suck It and See Licky Licky Licorice Shaking Skinhouse My Love Explodes Ejac In A Box (MGOO) Love bomb I Come All Over Summer
|
|
|
Post by Mare on Jun 14, 2021 16:54:22 GMT
No, not sick of puns...but I certainly have had, currently have, will eventually have or am terrified of having some of the Diseasified Titles.
Essentially, I can relate.
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 20, 2022 0:26:50 GMT
I can't remember if I have mentioned this here before, but here is a joke I came up with that my best friend says is his favorite joke of mine.
When a hypochondriac makes a list of the diseases that he thinks he has, does he include hypochondria?
|
|
|
Post by donavan on Feb 20, 2022 0:58:29 GMT
Sic
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 20, 2022 1:07:01 GMT
Misspell of nausea?
|
|