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Post by Introvertigroo on Jan 16, 2016 5:36:01 GMT
This may surprise you from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people. I do, but I like them in short bursts. I can put up with people for a little while, but you once get past a minute, minute and a half, I have to get the fuck out of there. George Carlin
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Post by Mare on Jan 16, 2016 5:50:33 GMT
I walked into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says "Can I help you?" "Just practicing."...Mitch Hedberg
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Post by donavan on Jan 16, 2016 16:04:35 GMT
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Erma Bombeck
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jan 23, 2016 2:37:12 GMT
Here is one my friend Eric's dad is found of yelling out after having a large quantity of alcohol, even if he has seen nothing odd to provoke the comment:
I've been to two World's Fairs and one ass-kicking contest, but I ain't never seen nothing like that!
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Post by Mare on Jan 25, 2016 0:13:54 GMT
My friend Linda's late father-in-law: "That beats a kick in the ass with a wet boot."
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Post by donavan on Jan 25, 2016 8:35:02 GMT
A popular one over here -
"Fuck that for a game of soldiers"
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Post by miles on Jan 27, 2016 21:25:03 GMT
" If you're going through Hell, keep going." W. Churchill (I second that)
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Post by miles on Jan 29, 2016 20:53:06 GMT
“In time we often become one with those we once failed to understand.” ― Patti Smith, M Train
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Post by miles on Feb 3, 2016 19:16:16 GMT
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. H. L. Mencken
Sums up the current election cycle. The real hobgoblins, like global warming, are ignored.
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Post by donavan on Feb 3, 2016 19:31:21 GMT
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
Malcolm X
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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 4, 2016 15:32:31 GMT
“It may have been a small step for Neil, but it’s a heck of a big leap for me.”
Bruce McCandless, in the world’s first untethered space flight.
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Post by donavan on Feb 9, 2016 23:47:29 GMT
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
John Lennon
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Post by miles on Feb 11, 2016 22:47:31 GMT
“There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third.” Timothy Leary
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Post by donavan on Feb 14, 2016 8:38:26 GMT
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Woody Allen
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Post by miles on Feb 14, 2016 22:32:22 GMT
“Mere factual innocence is no reason not to carry out a death sentence properly reached.” He didn't do it but he had a fair trial, so string him up!
Another gem from the vile, twisted mind of the late Anton Scalia
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