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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 14, 2015 2:30:33 GMT
My penis is four and a half inches, but what can I say? Some women like them that wide.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by Mare on Feb 15, 2015 2:06:42 GMT
"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it. How'd it start anyway? I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread. So do I! Well let's form a club then. Alright, but we need more stipulations. Yes we do; instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again. Yes, four triangles, and we will position them into a circle. In the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad. Okay. I got a question for ya, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for 'em! Well this club is formed; spread the word on menus nationwide. I like my sandwiches with alfalfa sprouts. Well then you're not in the fuckin' club!"...Mitch Hedberg
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 15, 2015 2:39:06 GMT
Here's a take on Todd Rundgren from one of his former bandmates in the Nazz.
When did it become apparent that Todd was moving into a different direction and was becoming disenchanted?
Thom Mooney: It became apparent when I heard the songs that he expected me to obediently record. It became apparent that Todd was becoming disenchanted when we began expressing doubt and actually saying no to him. He treated his friends and partners in the enterprise like we were enemies. It was an awful place to be. The record was ours as well as his and all we wanted was to be equals in the process of making the record that we would all be held responsible for. Play On! Power Pop Heroes Volume 1
Also, I'm reminded of a post awhile back where Jeff Truzzi mentioned the dickishness of Mike Love. He is also interviewed in this book, and boy does he sound like a dick. Apparently he was responsible for every great thing that the Beach Boys did and never made a mistake in his life. Ugh.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 15, 2015 22:28:08 GMT
I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it--felt I owed it them. Judge Smails
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Post by donavan on Feb 15, 2015 22:32:39 GMT
Linesman, linesman - Graham Taylor
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 23, 2015 0:47:31 GMT
Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand. Cool Hand Luke
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Post by peggs on Feb 23, 2015 3:33:19 GMT
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Willy Wonka
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 24, 2015 3:20:18 GMT
Here is an unfortunate line from a co-worker at the store where I am employed (someone has to watch the front of the store at all times, prompting this question):
Will you watch while I use the bathroom?
Sorry, I'm not into that. Although if I were in a cheeky and repulsive mood, I might have said, "Urine luck."
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Post by Suzi on Feb 26, 2015 23:08:50 GMT
“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”
Oscar Wilde
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 7, 2015 1:31:54 GMT
There are two types of people in the world: People who say they pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars.
Louis C.K.
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Post by donavan on Mar 8, 2015 0:32:05 GMT
‘When punk rock ruled over Ulster, nobody ever had more excitement and fun. Between the bombings and shootings, the religious hatred and the settling of old scores, punk gave everybody a chance to LIVE for one glorious burning moment.’
Joe Strummer
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 10, 2015 3:10:52 GMT
If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
Chuck Palahniuk
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Post by Suzi on Mar 11, 2015 0:00:38 GMT
"It was one of those March days where the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold; when it is summer in the light and winter in the shade."
Charles Dickens
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 11, 2015 0:31:07 GMT
People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk. Stephen King
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 16, 2015 3:26:37 GMT
Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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