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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 16, 2015 3:28:38 GMT
Here is another one from Fitzgerald that I like. (I received a master's degree in English, and my fellow academics were amused by my dislike of the following punctuation, although I will use the things on occasion, grudgingly)
"Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke."
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 17, 2015 2:35:49 GMT
One that I find funny as an Ohioan
“Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" Stephen Colbert
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Post by donavan on Mar 20, 2015 10:40:36 GMT
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 28, 2015 2:17:06 GMT
Revolution means I must get off the couch.
The Spinning Jennies Tea and Apathy
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 8, 2015 6:21:55 GMT
Look up at the stars from time to time, and you could be happy. Milk & Honey Band
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 11, 2015 20:45:21 GMT
I get bored. I like novelty. I've got a porn brain; the only good porn is the stuff you haven't seen before, and it's like that with music. I need this sense of delight and newness and I'm going on a musical journey that I haven't been before. Andy Partridge
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Post by Suzi on Apr 15, 2015 21:45:08 GMT
"When they get rid of porn and kittens, there will be nothing left on the internet." - Mr. Suzi
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 23, 2015 0:05:43 GMT
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by Mare on Apr 23, 2015 0:25:14 GMT
"Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it."
Danny Kaye
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Post by donavan on Apr 23, 2015 4:34:03 GMT
There's nowt so queer as folk
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 24, 2015 23:36:29 GMT
I choose to believe in an afterlife only because it is too horrible that such a cool stud as myself could be allowed to disappear from the universe. J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
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Post by Mare on May 13, 2015 22:06:08 GMT
"I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid." -P.J. O'Rourke
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Post by miles on May 19, 2015 21:41:44 GMT
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.‘”
— Charles M. Schulz
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Post by donavan on May 19, 2015 22:18:10 GMT
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 20, 2015 1:50:49 GMT
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off. Raymond Chandler
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