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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 19, 2015 15:54:53 GMT
lubricant it allowed easy access. BUT, acces was soon denied when
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 19, 2015 16:27:01 GMT
I could not produce eight forms of identification. My only form of identification was
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 19, 2015 16:32:06 GMT
a tatoo of my aunt on my left buttock. Of course on my right buttock I had
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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 19, 2015 20:58:43 GMT
an apple that was dunked in a large vat of treacle. Because I was
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 19, 2015 21:19:56 GMT
a fairground attraction which inspired Eddie Reader to
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 20, 2015 1:48:59 GMT
write a song about my ability to juggle fifteen
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 20, 2015 9:44:49 GMT
year old hamsters. Of course the RSPCA soon
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 20, 2015 9:45:01 GMT
year old hamsters. Of course the RSPCA soon
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 20, 2015 10:11:57 GMT
cashed in by opening their hamster circus which reminded me
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 20, 2015 13:23:51 GMT
that I had not changed my underwear in a fortnight, and I was beginning to
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 20, 2015 14:44:25 GMT
enjoy the crispiness whilst simultaneously regretting
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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 20, 2015 15:41:10 GMT
letting the dog loose on a bag of toffees. Seeing the poor animal trying to lick
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Post by donavan on Feb 20, 2015 18:32:09 GMT
its own arse and also
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 21, 2015 0:06:32 GMT
fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool with
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 21, 2015 8:09:43 GMT
retired Olympians made me realise it was time to
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