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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 25, 2015 10:08:42 GMT
after I cleared up the mess
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 25, 2015 10:11:35 GMT
from my trouser press. It was time
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 25, 2015 12:06:18 GMT
to start looking for a new prosthetic penis, as the old one had
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 25, 2015 14:11:48 GMT
been appropriated by Russell Crowe who desperately needed it for
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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 25, 2015 14:17:12 GMT
inserting into an unused USB port. But, as luck would have it
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 25, 2015 15:08:03 GMT
Russell Crowe, my neighbour, not the famous actor, had contracted Dutch Elm Disease. This meant he
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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 25, 2015 15:29:12 GMT
was flaky at the best of times, but he still
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Post by anothersatellite on Feb 25, 2015 17:27:15 GMT
the whole universe started. I was surprised, of course, as I had already
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Post by donavan on Feb 25, 2015 18:24:20 GMT
created one so had to put it away for
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Feb 26, 2015 0:07:33 GMT
I was about to jump into my rocket car and take a trip
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 26, 2015 9:33:51 GMT
like Madonna did at the Brits but with less cape when
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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 26, 2015 10:42:22 GMT
Terry Chambers (AKA The Wanking Man) reared from a hidden track from a compilation CD of
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Post by Dr Hugbine on Feb 26, 2015 17:12:34 GMT
adjacent alphabetical upper-case letters, weeing on a bath of chips and checking out the "breats" on "that", whilst
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Post by donavan on Feb 26, 2015 18:34:11 GMT
wondering what's happening and whistling a tune by
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Post by Dr Hugbine on Feb 26, 2015 19:18:18 GMT
putting his lips together and blowing
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